Imbwa dzinokwanisa kuratidza manzwiro kwete zvakanyanya kupfuura isu.
1. Kana hafu yako yechipiri ichikumbira kana iwe uchida hove dzake pasi pechifuro chehuto, iyo yaidya maawa maviri.
2. Kana mumwe munhu achikwira mumugwagwa, uye iwe unoona mushure make.
3. Paunomuka mangwanani kuti udzidzise uye kutuka zvose.
4. Kana iwe unogona kutongesa shamwari yako mukunyora nyaya yacho, asi handizivi kana zvakakosha kuita.
5. Paunenge uri woga muimba uye unodzinga kubva pamwoyo.
6. Paunosunungurwa nguva pfupi kubva kubasa kusati kwatanga kwemazuva matatu evhiki.
7. Kana hafu yako yechipiri ikakumbira ruregerero kuti iwe hauna kupindura kare, vanoti, havana kuona mharidzo yako.
8. Pawakasvika pane zuva, uye iye akakwirira zvikuru kupfuura zvaaifarira paIndaneti.
9. Kana mumwe munhu akabvunza kana iwe uchida kudya fries yake yeFrench.
10. Apo shamwari yako yepamusoro inoshanyira doro uye makuhwa.
11. Apo shamwari dzinokuchingana mumugwagwa nemukomana, uye iwe wakati iwe uchagara kumba.
12. Apo anokuratidzai nguvo dzake itsva.
13. Apo amai vako vanoti hauna nguva ye ice cream.
14. Paunenge uchinge wapinda mune imwe munhu akwereta mari, asi asati apiwa.
15. Apo musikana wenyu anoratidza chipfeko chaakasarudza pamusangano, uye zvinotyisa.
16. Mumwe munhu paakauya kumabiko mune T-shirt imwe chete iwe.
17. Apo amai vako vanotaura pamifananidzo yose iri pa Facebook, "Ndiwe wakanakisisa kwandiri."
18. Paunofunga musikana wako anoda kutumira shoko kune yekare.
19. Kana vakaroorana vachibatana pamberi pevanhu vose, uye iwe unoda kudanidzira "Tora nhamba yako!", Asi iwe unoziva kuti izvi hazvina unyeremoni sezvinoita maitiro avo.
20. Apo iwe unotaurira anecdote kutaura zvisina kunaka kuti aparadze mamiriro acho nemukuru.
21. Paunosangana nemunhu waunomuvenga muchivande, uye shati yake yakazara mumasikati.
22. Apo nzvimbo yekutoro inobvunzwa kana iwe uchida kuwedzera muto, uye iwe uri "Uye ipapo!".
23. Apo shamwari dzako dzichigadzirisa mifananidzo, dzinosungirira sei pasina iwe.
24. Paunenge uchirota kuenda kumba mushure mekushanda kwezuva rakaoma uye kusunungura usina kupfeka, kuyambuka chikumbaridzo cheimba.
25. Paunotarisa kunaka kwebhari uye unoda kuti hapana anoona.
26. Paunocherechedza mafoni 20 asina kuwanikwa kubva kuna amai vako.
27. Paunenge uri pamba uye rangarira kuti amai vangu vakandikumbira kuti ndigadzire muto pahofu 2 maawa apfuura.
28. Apo mukomana wako kana musikana wako anopa kuti agare pamba, tarisa firimu itsva uye udye ice cream yakananga kubva mubhakiti pane kuenda kune imwe nzvimbo.
29. Paunopinda mumotokari, uye rwiyo rwako rwaunoda rwuri paredhiyo.
30. Apo shamwari yako inotaurira unecdote isina kunaka, uye iye anonyatsonaka.