Oo, basa iri! Usiku hunochinja kana kuchinja pavhiki! Shanda pamazororo. Mufaro mukuru.
1. Unoshungurudzika zvikuru kana shamwari dzichiramba kuenda newe kunwa mubha ... pa2 o'clock mangwanani.Chipiri.
# Boredom
"Unofunga kuti haugone kubuda mangwanani here?"
2. Unofanira kumirira kwemaawa kusvikira mumwe munhu achigona kusangana newe uye kupedza nguva pamwe chete.
"Iwe haugone kuzviita zvisati zvasere manheru? Asi, kwandiri usiku hwekuchinja uye ndatova nepamapfumbamwe ndinoda kuenda kunorara. "
3. Uye, paunoona tweet idzi dzinofadza dzevamwe shamwari dzako "Hooray! Pakupedzisira Chishanu! ", Ipapo iwe unofunga kuti:" Zvakanyanya? Ndinofara zvikuru newe! "
Zvakanaka chaizvo.
4. Kubva pane imwe nheyo yerwiyo kana rhepfenyuro pamusoro peChishanu, unoda kuchema, nokuti uri kushanda.
Iwe unoziva, ndingadaiwo ndinoda kuuya neChishanu ichi newe, asi ndiri kushanda!
5. Zvokudya, zvakanyanya kunaka kuti iwe ufambe kwemaawa anenge maviri. Saka mabhizinesi makumi maviri nemana ndewewe.
6. Uye izvi zvikwata zvinonakidza pasi peziso!
7. Iwe haunzwisisi sei sei zvisingakwanisi kunwa awa pa9 mapfumbamwe mangwanani? Iwe uri shure kwekuchinja.
8. Iwe haugone kutaura nechivimbo zvachose zuva rei revhiki nhasi.
Damn it.
9. Musi weMugovera usiku pamutambo, hausi kutsigira kazhinji, nokuti iwe unongova nechinangwa uye uchida kurara.
Tarisa, usati waziva kare kuti usiye mapato.
10. Kana iwe usingafari uye usazorora nevamwe vose, nokuti vari kuda kuenda kunoshanda.
Handidi kuenda.
11. Kana iwe usangozviratidzi paMusi weMugovera usiku, nokuti iwe watova kushanda.
Zuva rakadini?
12. Une purogiramu yekudya. Sei usina kudya paine mapfumbamwe manheru?
Hungu, ndinoda kuraira pizza.
13. Uye mapfumbamwe mangwanani ndeye nguva huru yekudya.
14. Uye nokuda kwezvokudya zvinonaka, chero nguva yakakodzera.
Kana ini ndisingadyi, ndinotsamwa kwazvo.
15. Uye rwiyo "kubva 9 kusvika ku5" rinoratidzika sekunokuseka iwe pachako.
16. Uye saka unotarisa nguva dzose apo muenzi anofarira iwe mavhiki ekufadza, uye uri kushanda vhiki ino.
17. Uye majee ose uye mamiriro ezvinhu anonakidza mubasa anonyatsoitika MUSI mukuchinja kwako. Saka, paunouya kubasa, haunzwisisi kuti sei munhu wose ari kuseka.
"Aiwa, haufaniri kunge uri panzvimbo yako."
18. Munhu wose anoshaya mapoka emakambani, nokuti kazhinji vanokusiya iwe "kudzivirira nhare", apo vamwe vose vari kufara.
Pane pano here kuti ini ndinogona kungoshanda chete nokunwa panguva imwe chete?
19. Unogara uchitadza mhemberero dzemhuri nekuda kwebasa.
20. Uye unonzwa uchitambudzika apo nyoya wako agumburwa kuti wakanonoka kwekudya kwemasikati nekuda kwemabasa.
21. Uye apo amai vangu vanonyora pamusoro pehutano hwemagariro evanhu nzvimbo ye "mhuri yose iri kuunganidza" pasi pemifananidzo yakawanda kubva kumhemberero dzemhuri, kwawakanga usina, iwe wakatsamwa.
Amai, Ndine urombo, ini ndanga ndisingarevi kukuvhiringidzai.
22. Unogara uchitarisa Instagram uye mamwe mawetandara evanhu kuti uzive kuti shamwari dzako dzinofara sei iwe uri kubasa.
23. Mumiririri uyo akaunza chikamu ichi chekutarisa iwe nekudengenyeka paanoona iwe mumapujamas ake uye akabatwa nehope pa4: 00 masikati.
24. Hauna kumboona hafu yako yechipiri yakamuka.
25. Apo vanhu vakakupoteredza vanonyunyuta pamusoro pekuti vakaneta sei mushure mezuva rakaoma, iwe unofunga, "Mukomana, ini ndiri kumakumbo angu kubva pamatatu mangwanani!"
26. Dzimwe nguva zvinoratidzika kwauri kuti iwe unorarama munharaunda yakafanana, iyo inogarwa navamwe vanachiremba uye vanyori venhau vese vanozivikanwa.
27. Paunowona vadzidzi vachifamba-famba vachifamba-famba mujajama dzavo pantshi pedyo nekutengesa kofi yekofi, pfungwa inouya mupfungwa: "Mwana, iwe hauzivi kuti kuneta chii chaizvo!"
28. Munguva yekudya kwemazuva kana nguva yekusununguka pabasa, iwe unogara uchitsvaga zvokudya pane Twitter, Instagram uye mamwe masangano evanhu, kunyange iwe uchiziva kuti hakuna munhu kunze kweumwe munhu anogara kune imwe nzvimbo nguva kana kuti ane chirwere chekushushikana achanyora chero chinhu.
29. Uye mazororo ano akanaka, apo pasina munhu anoshanda ... zvakanaka, kunze kwako, hongu. Zvakafanana nechisimba mumeso!
Iwe unofanirwa kugovera zvipfeko zvisati zvaitika kuitira kuti zvive vhiki yevhiki.
30. Uye hakuna munhu anokwanisa kunzwisisa kuti nei iwe usingagoni kungopisa "kushanduka" nekushandura kwebasa kubata zuva rekuberekwa kana rimwe zuva rezororo. "Zvakanaka, izvi zvakaoma here?"
Hongu! - Kwete!
31. Kusimuka kweawa mumazuva matatu, iwe unonzwa wakaneta kwazvo, kunyange zvazvo vakadzoka nenguva dzegumi nepamangwanani.
32. Iwe nguva dzose unofanirwa kurara apo nyika yose inofara uye inoshamisa mheremhere.
Vangani vanochema vana! Ingani motokari! Saka vanhu vazhinji vanofanira kugadzirisa mumba! Sei munhu wose achitaura uye akadanidzira ?! Nei zvino ?? !!
33. Iwe unogara uchinzwa kuti iwe unoshanda kupfuura vamwe, nokuti iwe chete unoshanda mubasa rako.
"Hei, hamungandishanduki ini pandinobuda kunodya here? Oo, hongu, chokwadi, ini ndiri mumwechete! "
34. Uye iwe uri shamwari iyo isingagoni kupa mhinduro chaiyo pamusoro pechiitiko chipi nechipi kana hovha, nokuti inonyatsoenderana nenguva yebasa rako.
Uye iwe uri woga.