Uye shamwari 25 ndewe)
1. Mubatsiri
Unhu huripo : Munhu uyu ndiye purezidhendi, sachigaro, mutungamiri kana mutungamiri wevanhu vose vanogona kuita, uye paavhareji vatova zvikamu 16 ...
Chikonzero chehukama: Kuva pedyo nevanhu vakadaro kwakafanana nekugamuchira mutero we vivacity. Vanokukurudzira kuti ude kubatana nemutambo wako.
Shanduro iyi: "Ndine urombo ... Ndinofanira kumhanyira kumusangano."
2. Bookworm
Unhu hunosanganisira: Akaverenga mamwe mabhuku kupfuura iwe aakaona muupenyu hwake hwose ... Uye kwete nokuti ivo vari kubvunzwa kwaari, asi nekuda kwekuda kuziva.
Chikonzero chehukama: Ngatitangei kufunga ... ndiani, kana asi iye, angatsanangurira zvinhu zvose kwauri?
Shanduro yekuti: "Chaizvoizvo, mumagazini yekupedzisira yemagazini yaiva nyaya yangu pamusoro penyaya iyi."
3. Theatral
"Ndichadzoka ndichiimba nezvemanzwiro angu"
Unhu hunosanganisira: Chinhu choga chinomutsamwisa zvikuru kupfuura chimiro chake chinoshamisa chekuita tarenda iyo inogara isingaiti mumagariro evanhu.
Chikonzero chehukama: Kukurukurirana nemunhu uyu kwakafanana nemutengo wemasimba akanaka, chiedza chezuva uye rwiyo.
Shanduro yekuti: "Tora matikiti ikozvino, vanotengwa!"
4. Mari
Zviratidzo: Kazhinji munhu uyu ane swezi pahuma yake, mune sutu uye ane faira iri mumaoko ake, achifamba nechivimbo pane imwe nzvimbo kana kubva kune imwe nzvimbo. Unogona kutaura chero munhu pane chimwe chinhu!
Chikonzero chehukama: Uyu munhu anorarama nemutemo we "kushanda nesimba rose, kutamba nesimba rakazara." Ndiyo shamwari yakanakisisa yeusiku mashizha.
Shanduro yacho: "Regai ndiongorore purogiramu yangu, uye isu ticharamba tichidaro."
5. Murume - orchestra
"Takava nousiku hwakakura!"
Unhu hunosanganisira: Munhu uyu haapindi mapato, haaarongiri, uye kwete kunyange mweya wepati. Anozviti pachake sezororo.
Chikonzero chehukama: Anoziva nezvekutyozh kwete nekunzwa. Iwe unofara kufara, uye anokupa iwe nekutsiva! Manheru ako anonyanya kusangana nemunhu uyu.
Shanduro yekuti: "Ndiani anoziva kuti izvi hazvirevi pamutemo?"
6. Mazano eBhizinesi Generator
Unhu hunosanganisira: Vhiki imwe neimwe ivo vane chinangwa chitsva chebhizimisi. Ndiri kutengesa ivo vakauya ne Twitter vasati vamboonekwa.
Chikonzero chehukama: Zvakanaka kuona mumwe munhu akashamiswa nepfungwa yekuita kuti upenyu huve nyore. Uye iwe hauzombozivi apo achabva aneta.
Shanduro iyi: "Chinhu chikuru chinotevera."
7. Opera Star
"Zvakaoma kupfuura nemusikana anonyadzisa sezvandiri."
Zviratidzo: Unofarira firimu - "The Voice Perfect". Unofadza nguva yekugadzirira - urongwa. Basa raunoda mumasangano evanhu - anokukoka kumakonti.
Chikonzero chehukama: Iwe nguva dzose wakarota kuva neruzhinji kuhupenyu hwako. Mushure mezvose, zvinonakidza apo iwe unogara uchiimba serenades.
Shanduro: "Duuu-wop-du-duup-duuuu".
8. Gramotey
"Hongu, mutungamiriri wangu!"
Zviratidzo: Chishuvo chisingaregi kururamisa zvikanganiso zvako zvegiramita; mumatauriro anowanzoshandisa magwaro ekunyora, akatove akanyorwa kabhuku kanomwe pachikwata chake.
Chikonzero chekushamwaridzana : Unoda mumwe munhu achaongorora basa rako uye agadzire kuverenga nekuverenga.
Shanduro iyi: "Bhuku ndiro basa rakanakisisa, varume."
9. Mufirimu-muiti
Mamiriro: Anokukoka nguva dzose kuti uverenge script, castings, samples uye zviratidzo. Anogara asina peneni, nokuti akashandisa mari yake yose pane lens idzva. Ari kuenda kuHollywood.
Chikonzero chekushamwaridzana: Iwe unoita sezvimwe zvinyorwa mumhando dzakasiyana-siyana dzemishonga yekupenga.
Shanduro yekuti: "Unoziva here mubatsiri wese akanaka anonzwika?"
10. Bhizimisi
Zviratidzo: Tungamira bhizinesi duku muimba yake ye dorm, muvengi akapika Zavodily uye shamwari dzakanakisisa neKinoshnik.
Chikonzero chehukama: Hapana mhinduro.
Shanduro yekuti: "Zvakadini?"
11. Pierrot
Zviratidzo: Nguva dzose zvinosuruvariswa nekuparara kwehukama, dzinogara dzichinyora SMS kune avo vasingafanirwe kuita izvi, nguva dzose dzinogadzirisa zvisarudzo.
Chikonzero chehukama: Chimwe chinhu chakafanana chakaitika kwauri pauduku hwake, asi munhu uyu, nemuenzaniso wake, anounza kuyeuka kwekare.
Shanduro yekuti: "Nei izvi zvichiri kuitika kwandiri?"
12. Athleti
Unhu hunosanganisira: Unobatanidza vanhu vaviri vakasiyana zvichienderana nekuti nguva yemutambo wakasarudzwa iri kuuya kana kwete. Dhiyabhorosi akarayira. Nzira yekudzidzira pants.
Chikonzero chehukama: Nyama yake yakanaka muviri inokukurudzira kuisa pfuti pfuti uye kutora uremu.
Shanduro yekuti: "Ndikangamwire ini, hama, ndinofanira kumhanyira kudzidziswa."
13. Yakatanga
"Wakashandisa zvinodhaka here?"
Zviratidzo: Kazhinji mune zvemitambo, rinokukumbira kuti uuye kune chimwe chiitiko uye usingadikanwi, usingadi, unobata iwe pachako mumatambudziko.
Chikonzero chehukama: Pasinei nezvose, uyu munhu ane simba, akachengeteka uye anofadza mukukurukurirana.
Shanduro yekuti: "Kuchava nekudya kusununguka, varume!"
14. Murwi wekururamisira
"Mutsika Kugoverwa ..."
Unhu hunosanganisira: Hwakasimba mukutsanangurwa kwemagadzirirwo akaoma, mapadigms nemitemo. Kutsanangura zvinorehwa nemashoko aya ose ndeyekuita kwake.
Chikonzero chehukama: Maminitsi ose unopedza naye, iwe unova nani nani.
Shanduro yekuti: "Zvimwe zvinetso ..."
15. Mhandu
Zviratidzo: Shamwari dzine nhamba 14, pasinei nokuti dzimwe nguva dzinopesana nehuma yavo. Kupisa moto, asi nguva dzose uchiita nechinangwa chakanaka.
Chikonzero chehukama: Iwe unoda kuziva kuti kune mhirizhonga yakasimba, kupesana-kupikisa uye kupikisa-kupikisa.
Shanduro iyi: "Kuhero nemapurisa."
16. Bhuku rakapiwa
"Ndinogona kuyeuka zviuru zvemashoko pakutsvaga."
Unhu hunosanganisira: Anofamba kupfuura iwe uye anowedzera zvidzidzo. Iwe hauna kumbomuona pabasa rake rechikoro, asi rinogara richiitwa.
Chikonzero chehukama: Isu tose tinoda heroes.
Shanduro yekuti: "Unoda kuuya here?"
17. Shamwari Yakakwana
Unhu hunosanganisira: Anogara ane zvipfeko zviri nani, anononoka mimhanzi, tariro yakawanda, mapoka akasimba uye zvirongwa zvakasimba zvekupera kwevhiki kupfuura iwe!
Chikonzero chehukama: Ndapota fungai pane "Zvinhu".
Shanduro yekuti: "Handizi hippster, shamwari."
18. Mufambi
"Jumbo."
Unhu hunosanganisira: Boka remakashavha, chirevo chechirevo chechidiki, kugadziriswa kwehafu yekutanga yemwedzi wega wega.
Chikonzero chehukama ndechekuti: Inzwa nyika uye tsika zamylennost, chaiko? Zvakanaka, iwe unogona kurarama nenzira dzakasiyana-siyana nekuda kwezvavanotaura.
Shanduro yekuti: "Pandakanga ndapinda (inzi zita renyika yekare) ..."
19. Comedian
Unhu hunosanganisira: Mutezo wekambani imwechete yekuvandudza. Nguva dzose anoronga maitiro anonakidza mumapuranga.
Chikonzero chehukama: Iwe unofara kuseka, uye iwe unoda kufara - izvi ndizvo zvinhu zvaanopa nekuvapo kwake.
Shanduro: "Saka, murume wacho akaenda kubha ..."
20. Green
Mamiriro: Anorarama maererano nePasi, hukuru hwahwo hunosimbiswa nekusimbiswa kwezvakatipoteredza, hunosarudza ruvara rweguruva muzvipfeko.
Chikonzero chehukama: Iwe zvechokwadi wakada mufananidzo wakatarisira kuchengetedza zvisikwa muhuduku, uye iye muenzaniso unorarama wekuedza kuchengetedza zvakatipoteredza.
Shanduro yekuti: "Uri kuzogadzirisa izvi, zvakarurama?"
21. Indaneti-inotarisirwa
"Zuva rimwe nerimwe ndinotanga nekukurukurirana ... Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, VKontakte."
Mifananidzo: Unyanzvi pakunyorera mharidzo mu microblogs mumagariro evanhu. Mashoko ose ari papeji yake anowana zvinopfuura 50 zvaunoda. Zvishandiso zvehthtags.
Chikonzero chehukama: Unoda munhu achakuudza nezveHTML.
Shanduro iyi: "O Mwari, mumwe wechipiri, ndinofanira kuisa izvi nokukurumidza mu Instagram."
22. Muimbi
Zviratidzo: Haawaniki kwemaawa, nokuti anonyangarika mu studio. Unotarisa chiso chako nechisimba chisina kunaka.
Chikonzero chehukama: Uyu muenzaniso unofanirwa kuziva unonyatsoziva kuti ungaita sei unyanzvi kubva kune chinhu.
Shanduro yekuti: "Haisati yagadzirira, asi iwe unofungei nezvayo?"
23. Vakaroorana Vakanaka
Unhu huripo: Wakaonana mukuwa kwegore rokutanga, uye kubva zvino zvichienda, usaisa mvura. Yese majee pamusoro pekuti ivo vachakurumidza kuroora ... haisi majee chete.
Chikonzero chehukama: Kunyange zvazvo iwe uchiva negodo navo uye, zvichida, kunyange kutovenga zvakanyarara, unofara kuziva kuti rudo rwechokwadi runovapo. Kunze kwezvo, zvinonakidza.
Shanduro yacho: "Hungu, tinozviita papfudzi!"
24. Major
"Ndakatsamwiswa kuti vanhu vane godo pamusoro pangu, asi handigoni kuita chero chinhu chandinofarira."
Unhu hunosanganisira: Hapana anoziva kupi uye nei achiziva munhu uyu, asi chaizvoizvo munhu wese anoziva iye.
Chikonzero chehukama: Ndiani anoziva? Asi iye ane ushamwari kwazvo, uye iwe haufaniri kutaura naye ...
Shanduro iyi: "O Mwari, iwe hauzive kuti ndinofara sei kukuonana newe!"