Kana ndisina kumbovepo, zvino izvi zviri mutsamba yangu!
1. Unogara uchirota rwendo rutsva.
2. Kufamba kunokuita kuti uwedzere kufarira kupfuura chero chinhu chipi zvacho.
Mazororo? Birthday party? Nope.
3. Chipo chakanakisisa munyika - matikiti epandeti!
4. Unopedza hafu yeupenyu hwako kuverenga mawebhusayithi uye blogs pamusoro pekufamba.
5. Hauwani nzvimbo kana pane nguva yakawanda pakati pekufamba.
6. Muchikwama chako unogona kuwana nyore nyore mari yenyika dzinoverengeka.
7. Haugone kufungidzira kuti iwe unogona sei kurarama hupenyu hwose muguta rimwe chete.
8. Zvisinei, kunyange gore rinoratidzika kwenguva refu.
9. Unogona kukwanise hupenyu hwako hwose mucheka rimwe.
10. Ndiwe guru guru remasutukesi.
11. Iwe hausi kunyange kutora masutukesi ako, nokuti hapana chikonzero.
12. Wakagadzira tsika yekurara mumamiriro ose.
13. Hapana chinoita kuti iwe ufare kupfuura kutambira kutsva.
14. Unotanga kuronga rwendo rwotevera kana usina kudzoka kubva kune imwe yapfuura.
15. Unogara uchifunga kuti hauna nguva yekuona zvose zvakarongwa.
16. Inenge yega bhadha yako yose inoenda.
17. Munzvimbo yako yezvimbo dzinofanirwa kushanya, 99% yenharaunda yenyika.
18. Masvingo eimba yako akaremberedzwa nemapu uye mapikicha kubva pakufamba.
19. Hausi kutya kurasika kune imwe nyika.
20. Hauna kuwana zvinhu zvakawanda, nokuti unonyatsoziva kuti haugoni kugara pano kwenguva refu.
21. Mugove wega wega wehupenyu huri iwe - humwe humwe humwe hutambo.
Pashure pezvose, tinorarama kamwe chete.