Kune zvipingamupinyi muupenyu, uye rwendo rwakakundikana kuenda kune vabati vehodzi ndeimwe yevaya. Unogona here kufungidzira kutya uye kushungurudzika kunowanikwa nevanhu vasina kubudirira kusarudza bvudzi?
Hongu, chii chaungareva pamusoro pevanhuwo zvavo vasina kuiswa pasi peparazzi nguva dzose. Ngatimbofungidzira kwechinguvana chii chichaitika kana vatungamiri venyika vachisarudza kuchinja chimiro chavo usiku uye vachichinja zvachose maitiro avo. Anomiririra! Uye zvino tarisai kuti vezvematongerwe enyika vanobva kunyika yose vanotarisa nemichindwe yakawanda-yakagadziriswa uye mihizha. Isu tinovimbisa, haugoni kuzvifungidzira!
1. Vladimir Putin
Nekutaura kwechiso chake, tinogona kutaura kuti anofara nehutsva hwake hutsva. Mufananidzo wakazara zvachose!
2. Barack Obama
Zvishoma shoma whiskey uye pudtail inoputika - iyo ndiyo nzira yemutungamiri wekare wekare.
3. Malcolm Turnbull
Australia, chenjerera! Chifananidzo chitsva chiri kurwisa zvematongerwe enyika!
4. Tony Abbott
Ex-Prime Minister weAustralia Tony Abbott akasarudza kuchinja hupenyu hwake uye akatanga nechando. Asi zvakaoma kutaura kuti kana chimwe chinhu chakashanduka, kunze kwekutarisa kwaro kusina maturo!
5. Tony Abbott
Iwe unoona, kana munhu achida kuchinja, anochinja. Tony akasarudza kusagara pane chifananidzo chimwe ndokuedza rumwe ruvara rwebvudzi.
6. George W. Bush
Kusungira bhudzi uye kusunga muswe ndiyo basa rechokwadi rezvematongerwo enyika. Regai zvisikwa!
7. John Howard
Chimwe chinhu chakaipa muhurumende yeAustralia. Zvichida vane nzira yakadai yekumira kubva kune umwe neumwe?
8. Kim Jong Eun
Mutungamiri weNorth Korea anonyatsoona chiso nechishongo chemavara uye chakanaka, chaakaudzwa neavo vashandi vemaoko.
9. Tony Blair
Britain yakagara yakakurumbira pamitemo yayo uye conservatism. Asi chii chakaitika kune vavo vekare mutungamiriri? Ko zvematongerwo enyika hazvina kumuunza kune zvakanaka here?
10. Bill Clinton
Kutaura kuti VaClinton havana hurongwa huno huripo, nokuti pamwe naye anotarisa kunyange vaduku kupfuura makore ake. Murume akadaro akarembera!
11. Barack Obama
Pamwe, semwana, Barack Obama akarota kuva Mickey Mouse. Sezvaunogona kuona, kurota kune pfuma yakazadzika.
12. Nandena Modi uye Xi Jinping
Unoziva here kuti zvakaoma sei hukama huri pakati pehurumende? Haisi kungosayina murwi wemapepanhau uye zvibvumirano, inhano chaiyo yekuchinja. Izvi ndizvo chaizvo izvo India neChina vakaita kuti vauye kunzwisisa kwakakwana.
13. John F. Kennedy
Kennedy aiva munhu asinganzwisisiki, saka hapana chinhu chinoshamisa pakuti akachinja zvakanyanya vhudzi rake. Zvinoratidzika kuti vakadzi vaimuda nenzira ipi zvayo.
14. Joe Biden
Vachi-visiriri vemazidhendi havana kuberekwa, vanova. Uye nzvimbo yakadaro inoda kuzvichengeta iwe pachako, nokuti zvose zvakakosha zvinokosha.
15. David Cameron
Nebvudzi rakadaro, David anotarisa akanaka uye anononoka, zvirokwazvo kwete sezvematongerwo enyika.
Ndapota usatora izvi zvakanyanyisa. Basa rayo guru nderokukurudzira iwe uye kukuita iwe kuseka. Asi, sezvavanotaura, zvinhu zvose zvinoitika muupenyu!