Usatenda avo vanokuudza kuti zviri nani kupedza vhiki yeMaldives. Kutanga - zvinodhura! Chechipiri - zvakanaka, kunze kwekuti panozozorora mweya weRussia kusvika pakuzara kwayo? Asi dacha - ndiyo nzvimbo yakanakisisa yekuzorora, imomo mweya unoputika, uye mari yemhuri haizoparadzwi.
Tichakuratidza kuti ungasununguka sei kune kottage. Iyi haisi kungofanana nehozi yegorosi yemaspagne, unoda nzira yekusika uye huchenjeri, uye ipapo vhiki yevhiki haingakanganwiki.
1. Zvakanaka, iwe uripi zvakare mutambo uyu "Kuramba shiri", sei kwete paDacha?
2. Kumbira shamwari dzako kune dacha uye ichave inonakidza zvakanyanya: mitambo, mitambo, nziyo.
3. Kana dacha yako iri pedyo nebhanhire remusango, iwe haufaniri kuenda kune zoo.
4. Kana pane motoblock mubindu, yakanyanyisa kupfuura rodeo - icharatidza kuti ndiani ari tenzi mumba!
5. Bhuku renyika. Nei uchibhadhara zvimwe? Chii chisati chiri chivako chiri pachipfuva chemhuka dzesango?
6. Mwaka wekurima miriwo yemiriwo yakazaruka - iyo yakazara mafuta, sezvinodiwa.
7. Ndeipi chimwe chinhu chinodiwa munyika yekunakidza? Zvechokwadi, yakawanda doro, sooo yakawanda doro ...
8. Kuti ndive nemvura, iyo kwandiri ine kupisa ... Hongu kunyange zvazvo bhomba reatomu, kwandiri pamibhedha hairimi. Hungu, murume wedu haafungi kana zvisiri kuitwa.
9. Ichi:
- Hey, dude, yako sofa iri pamoto !!!
- Uyai, ini ndichagara kune rumwe rutivi.
Ive zororo iri munyika, mwana.