Nguva yebindu inonzi yakasununguka: mifananidzo 20 inosimbisa kuti kottage ndiyo nzvimbo yakanaka yekuzorora

Usatenda avo vanokuudza kuti zviri nani kupedza vhiki yeMaldives. Kutanga - zvinodhura! Chechipiri - zvakanaka, kunze kwekuti panozozorora mweya weRussia kusvika pakuzara kwayo? Asi dacha - ndiyo nzvimbo yakanakisisa yekuzorora, imomo mweya unoputika, uye mari yemhuri haizoparadzwi.

Tichakuratidza kuti ungasununguka sei kune kottage. Iyi haisi kungofanana nehozi yegorosi yemaspagne, unoda nzira yekusika uye huchenjeri, uye ipapo vhiki yevhiki haingakanganwiki.

1. Zvakanaka, iwe uripi zvakare mutambo uyu "Kuramba shiri", sei kwete paDacha?

2. Kumbira shamwari dzako kune dacha uye ichave inonakidza zvakanyanya: mitambo, mitambo, nziyo.

3. Kana dacha yako iri pedyo nebhanhire remusango, iwe haufaniri kuenda kune zoo.

4. Kana pane motoblock mubindu, yakanyanyisa kupfuura rodeo - icharatidza kuti ndiani ari tenzi mumba!

5. Bhuku renyika. Nei uchibhadhara zvimwe? Chii chisati chiri chivako chiri pachipfuva chemhuka dzesango?

6. Mwaka wekurima miriwo yemiriwo yakazaruka - iyo yakazara mafuta, sezvinodiwa.

7. Ndeipi chimwe chinhu chinodiwa munyika yekunakidza? Zvechokwadi, yakawanda doro, sooo yakawanda doro ...

8. Kuti ndive nemvura, iyo kwandiri ine kupisa ... Hongu kunyange zvazvo bhomba reatomu, kwandiri pamibhedha hairimi. Hungu, murume wedu haafungi kana zvisiri kuitwa.

9. Ichi:

- Hey, dude, yako sofa iri pamoto !!!

- Uyai, ini ndichagara kune rumwe rutivi.

Ive zororo iri munyika, mwana.

10. Kuti uwane runyararo murugare, iwe unofanirwa kuverenga nzira yekufambisa shiri dzinotyisa, kuparadza kukohwa. Mhedzisiro yekuvapo ndiyo nzira yakanakisisa yekubuda mumamiriro ezvinhu aya.

11. Uye ndezvipi zvimwe zvekare zvekuita zvepabonde kudyisa mudzimai wake shish kebab kubva muforogo, kana kwete paDacha?

12. Saka wakaomesera wezvokupfeka mu dacha zvaibatsira, uye murume wangu akagunun'una achiti: "Iwe unotora kupi zvinhu zvakawanda?"

13. Apo pasina simba, kurwisana nemasora, tarisa nyika yose pamusoro peizvi nekuzorora!

14. Zuva, dziva, tende - rudo. Sei uchienda kure, apo zvese zvinogona kurongeka zvakanaka pamunda wako pachako.

15. Munyika, unogona kutora vana vakawanda. Uye iyo-miche nemabhedha zvakanyorowa, uye Amai nababa vaizorora.

16. Izvi ndizvo chaizvo zvakaitwa nemusikana akaipa weChrist White's mother when she was looking for her apple. Zvose zvinotanga ne dacha ...

17. Dzimwe nguva unokwanisa kutarisa ruvara rwepa dacha, uye haufaniri kuenda kuchikwata uye uribhadhara. Vavakidzani vachagara vachikubatsira kuchengeta mari.

18. Unofunga kuti anorima nyika here? Aiwa, ikuru sekuru pini.

19. Kana pane bayan uye karaoke mune dacha, ipapo unogona kugara ikoko kwevhiki.

20. MuUkraine resort nzvimbo yeBerdyansk, kunyange chivakwa kune avo vakagadzika vakaiswa! Saka ipapo vakaonga kushingaira kwevanhu.