25 zviratidzo zvauri kutamba

Iwe uchazviziva iwe pachako!

1. Iwe uchiri kugadzira masango munzvimbo dzose dzepinhose kuitira kuti kana zvakakodzera, zviri nyore kusungira chibage nematepe ekunamatira.

2. Iwe unofamba uchidhanha munzvimbo dzinowanikwa vanhu vakawanda kana iwe uchinge wakaora mwoyo.

3. Uye uite fouette kudivi yepamusoro.

4. Uye muimba yevabereki vako pane mufananidzo wakadaro.

5. Wave wakaneta nhamba yakawanda yemitsuko ye hairspray kuti udzidze kugadzira boka rakakwana.

6. Makamuri ako anotarisa akafanana neizvi zvino.

Ndiri kureva, iwe hauna hanya kuti uzvikanda kunze.

7. Kunyange ikozvino, iwe unofarira kudya pasi, nokuti ndiyo iwe iwe nevanasikana vakanamatira shure kwezviitiko.

8. Kukudzwa? Zvichida unoziva zvose pamusoro pake.

9. Pamusoro peChic chaiye iwewo une pfungwa.

10. Unoziva kuti munyika ino hapana chinhu chinonzi sexier kupfuura mukomana ari neotard.

11. Wakanga uri murudo nemhare yaPeter Gallagher kubva mufirimu "Avanssen".

12. Iwe wakanga uine peji imwe yepenhose mune mesh.

13. Mukuwedzera, iwe wakanga uine eyelashes yakazara yeeyelashes ne sequins, rhinestones neminhenga.

14. Iwe wakadzidza kuchinja kuva chikwata chemukati muchechi kumashure kwemotokari.

15. Iwe nevanasikana vako makaenda kuchikoro mushure mechikoro muchikoro chekutamba kuti mufare.

Kubvumirana, zvainyatsofadza zvikuru!

16. Unoziva kuputsa mapepa, uye iwe unogona kuzviitazve kana zvichidiwa.

17. "Miseve" pamapyhose kwenguva refu haibvumiri manzwiro.

18. Unoziva mazita aya.

19. Mufananidzo uyu hauoneki usiri iwe.

20. Hakuna mumwe wenyu anoita izvi.

21. Iwe unogadzira Batman tandu, uchimirira nguva yako pachitoro muchitoro.

22. Unyanzvi hwokushanda mumapoka hunonyatsogadziriswa newe.

23. Unonyatsoziva kukosha kwezvinhu izvi zviduku.

24. Iwe waida zvitatu zvemvura zvinoshambidza kushambidza mushure mushure mekuita.

25. Hausi kurega kurota pamusoro pechigarire, kunyange kana zvichienderana nemitemo ye ballet yako makore anofungidzirwa sepensheni.