Ndi "chikwata" kubva mufirimu inozivikanwa - inofadza mafirimu yemagazini here? Mushure mezvose, izvi zvipfeko zvinongova joke.
Iri zhizha rinosvitsa makore gumi ekubudiswa kwefirimu pazvikwiriso, uye ichiri chisinganyengeri uye chakakosha. Panguva imwecheteyo, zvipfeko zvevanyori vakakurumbira hazvina kupedza nguva yechiratidzo zvakanyanya. Takaedza kuongorora zvipfeko zvakajeka zveAndy, Miranda naEmily, vachivaparadzira kubva kune zvakanakisisa kusvika kune zvakanyanya.
1. Andy's white winter coat
Great! Inyore uye yakanaka, uye panguva imwechete inosimbisa chimiro chake.
2. Mutsvuku wakachena nemuchena mutsvuku
Uyu mupfeko unofadza chaizvo. Mutsara wakachena uye mutsvuku unopesana zvakanaka nevhu. Kunyangwe mushure memakore gumi zvinotarisa zvemazuva ano, kunyanya pamwe nekubatana-bvudzi-muswe uye zvishongedzo zvine njere.
3. Musoro kumusoro kwebhande
Hazvigoneki kuti ani zvake achapfeka saizvozvi muupenyu chaihwo. Nenzira yakanaka, iyi ifirimu. Ingotarisa uhu huno! Uye, zvakare, iyi chikwata! Vaive vakakurumbira muna 2006 here? Zvakanaka, zvichida.
4. Kubata "mutori wenhau wakakomba"
Asi zvimwe chimwe chinhu Andy akadzidza munguva yekugara kwenguva pfupi mu "Podium". Muchipfeko ichi, hongu, haazobatanidzi muzvinyorwa zvevakadzi vakanyanyisa, asi akanaka uye haatombofananisi nezvakanga zviri pakutanga kwefirimu.
5. Mabiko emadekwana masikati neAndy, Miranda naEmily
Zvakanaka, asi zvinotyisa. Oo, Mwari wangu! Zvipfeko zvinonakidza zvatove zvapera!
6. Miranda mu suti ane maronda
Miranda anotarisa zvakanaka pano. Chero bedzi iwe usingatarisiri zvakanyatsoonekwa nehomwe yake. Icho chine maoko asina mvere pamusoro pemavara machena here? Ndinofunga saizvozvo. Zviri pachena, iyi haisi yevheti, hapana mabhodhi. Zvichida, iyo yenguvo mukasiki yakasviba neyemuchena, mararamiro uye mazamu anoenderana.
7. Mucheka wakaita ruvara rwepepuru
Akachena akanaka mavara, asi hapana chinokosha.
8. Kuchinja kwaAndy
Hongu, ndiyo nguva yakanakisisa yaAndy, uye, zvechokwadi, jekete, jira nemabhoti zvinotarisa zvikuru, kunyanya mabhoti. Asi ndechei rudzi rwekuvhunduka uku? Akazvisunga here? Ini, zvirokwazvo, ndinonzwisisa kuti iye anobva kuFendi, asi izvi zvinotyisa! Uye mhete! Zvinotaridzika sekuti akabibira kubva pasitoro shoma, akaikurira muhomwe yake yakaipa yehomwe ndokutiza.
9. Girazi rakasvibirira
Anofamba pasi mumugwagwa, achizvifungidzira iye Jacqueline Kennedy, asi iwe haugoni kufungidzira chinhu chakaipisisa.
10. Emily akavaraidza checkered dress
Imwe yezvokudya zvakanakisisa zveEmily, kunyange zvishoma zvishoma zvichitenderera chifuva.
11. Chikwata chaMiranda chakaoma
Ndizvo chaizvoizvo zvakakosha kuti ugare wakasungwa nemaketani, kana pane zvakawanda pajekete? Uye zvindori zvine zvindori, sekunge zvakatengwa pamusika unotengesa. Vaizoenda Andy, asi kwete Miranda Priestley.
12. Andy's Designer Bag
Chipfeko chakanaka, asi bhegi inotyisa. Uye haisi kunyange mumashoko. Usiku huno husiku hunovhiringidza chimwe chinhu shure kwekutya chete.
13. Miranda mumutambo we matador
Hazvinyatsozivikanwi kuti mupi wezvokugadzira mapfekeri Patricia Field akakwanisa kuita stern black suit yakashata. Mukadzi ari kupfeka bhanhire raasingadi here? Uye zvishongo izvi! Cheap!
14. Bhanhire harifaniri kupfekedza chipfeko chisina kunaka
Andy muParis
Uye ndiyo iyo yakanakisisa yaungapfeka, Andy? Yakare-yakashongedza jekete nehombodo yemafuta ekufa?
16. Akabatwa Miranda jasi
Zvose zvakasvibiswa, zvinorwara chete.
17. Andy's shapeless and colorless garment
Mukati uyu akanga akapfekedzwa kusvika paawa yake yakanakisa, apo aifanira kutarisa kusakosha. Saka kubva pano maonero, akawana kubudirira.
18. Kufuridzira pamusoro Emily
Pano iye anotaridzika somunhu wemutambo webhanza.
19. Chivara chakajeka cha Miranda
Tsanga yacho yakanaka. Uye nedzimwe dambudziko racho. Zvakanaka, hazvigoni here mune iyi mafirimu kuva nyore? Kunyangwe nemiromo yemaglovu mumakwenzi. Uye pano zvakare! Ingoona! Rimwe bhandi rimwe! Zvakanaka, sei?
20. Bolero Emily
Chii icho gehena, Emily? Iwe unotarisa semurwi kubva "Mad Max". Uye ndeapi marimi emakumbo aunayo pamutsipa wako? Ramba remononi? Handizivi kuti iwe ndiwe ani, asi awa ndiyo yakajeka.
21. Zuva rokutanga rokubata Andy
Andy:
- Miranda akaenda neni kunoshanda. Anoziva maonero angu.
Nigel:
- Unoziva here?
Mashoko anotaurwa nemurume akapfeka suti yepepuru mune imwe cage. Uyai, Andy! Iye zvino uri mu "Podium". Edzai! Siya zvipfeko izvi zveimba, musi weChishanu manheru, ugere nehombodo yewaini, iwe ucharonga mabhuku ari pamashavha.
22. Nzvimbo ine mapuruguru nemashoko akaipa
Murombo Emily! Haasi kungoita bhosi chete kukutorerai rwendo rwawakarota, uye kutumira musikana uyu kuParis, saka iye achiri kukuudza izvi nhau mumhepo yakashata yakadaro!
23. Mucheka mutsvuku nehoruti
Ichi chakavhara hove! Oo, kwete!
24. Nguo iyo Emily akawira pasi pemotokari
Pachipiti kubva kuHermès, uye akapfekedzwa sekutengeswa kusina mari.
25. Chifukidzo chehodzi yakatsvuka kubva paukara hwomuviri we Miranda
Pretty belt! Iko inogadzirisa chigadziro inosarudza kwete chete kuti upfeke bhanhire. Iyi firimu haisi iyo iyo.
26. Yakare-shaped brown top Andy
Pamwe, Andy akakwereta kubva kuna mbuya vake. Uye bhanhire, sekunge kuti kubva kumatombo ezvitoro zvishomanana.