Icho chinoshandiswa zvinobatsira uye chinokurudzira zvinyorwa, se "nhanho mbiri dzehukama hwakakwana" kana "mitemo 10 yeupenyu hunofadza muwanano" - izvi hazvirevi kutanga kwevashandi vepfungwa dzepaInternet kana kuti freelancers pazororo rekuberekwa!
Iwe haungatendi, asi makore makumi matatu apfuura Anton Chekhov pachake akaita "Mutungamiri kune avo vanoda kuwanana" uye akanyevera kuti mazano ake akanga asiripo:
"Chibereko chepfungwa imwechete, asi iyo inomirira quintessence ye mazwi ose aripo, physiognomies, cabalistics uye kukurukurirana kukuru nevarume vane ruzivo uye vanochengetedza vadzidzisi vemasikirwo emafashoni!"
Uye kunyanya - munyori anoremekedzwa akafunga nyaya yenyaya yake kuva chakavanzika chomunhu, nheyo iyo inotambudza zvakavanzika uye inoda kukanganisika kwepfungwa, iyo isu (vakadzi) vasingakwanisi:
"... zvino ndinobvunza madzitateguru, varume, vadhigiri veduwa nezvimwe zvakadaro. tarisa kuti vakadzi nevanasikana venyaya ino havaverengi! "
Anofadza chinhu chimwe - muhupenyu hwemhuri yeklassic, asi, akaona zvakakosha uye nhengo dzakanaka, uye akawana zvikonzero zvizhinji zvinogutsa:
"Dai zvaisava iye (hupenyu hwemhuri), vanasikana vake vaizogara hupenyu hwavo hwose pamutsipa wamadzibaba avo uye vaimbi vazhinji vaizogara vasina chingwa, kubva ipapo pakanga pasina marato. Mishonga inodzidzisa kuti bachelor kazhinji vanopenga mapenzi, vakaroorana vanofa vasati varasikirwa nepfungwa dzavo. Murandakadzi anosungira tayi kumudzidzisi, uye mudzimai akaroora. Muchato unobatsirawo kuti ugone kuwanikwa. Iwe unogona kuwana vafumi, varombo, mapofu, vaduku, vakwegura, vane hutano, vanorwara, chiRussia, chiChinese ... Izvo zvakasiyana ndezvoupenzi uye unyengeri, mapenzi, bobies nemombe zvinogona kuroorana zvakanyanya sezvavanoda ... "
O, vasikana, kana iwe uchifunga kuti vanhu vemazuva ano vanongororika uye vachisimudzira meso, rangarirai mavimbiso anotyisa e rudo kune ma heroes aunoda mumhanzi inodikanwa, saka gadzirira iwe wechikamu chitsva chekuodzwa mwoyo. Nokuti kunyange Chekhov, mukutsvaga rudo rwehupenyu hwose, zvakanyatsorudzirwa kukurudzira kuisa kune nyika yedu yakadzika mukati, asi zvakanakisisa uye zvakasununguka - kuonekwa!
"Kuchengetedza musikana, teerera kutanga kune zvose, nokuti kuburikidza nechitarisiko mumwe anoziva unhu hwemunhu. Mukuonekwa, kusiyanisa: ruvara rwebvudzi nemeso, urefu, gait uye zviratidzo zvakasiyana. Nemavara emvere, vakadzi vanopatsanurwa kuva blondes, brunettes, vhudzi-vhudzi, nezvimwewo. "
Zvakanaka, blondes, vakagadzirira kuratidza kubva kumunyori we "Uncle Vanya" uye "Cherry Orchard"?
"Blondes kazhinji anonyatsozvibata, ane mwero, ane manzwiro, sababa namai, achichema pamusoro panovanyorera uye achishungurudza mhuka. Izvo zvakananga mumasikirwo, ivo vanonyatsochengetedza mukutenda kwavo, netsamba isingawirirani. Kune rudo rwevamwe ivo vanonzwisisa, murudo rwavo ivo vanotonhora, sehove. Penguva yakasuruvarisa, iyo blonde inogona kumira uye inoti: "Usakanganwa kutumira mangwana kuti aite!" Kana varoorwa, vanokurumidza kuvavava, kuora uye kupera. Fure, vana vechidiki uye vanochema. Varume havaregereri kusatendeka, vanochichinja nenzira yavo. Madzimai-blondes kazhinji anozivikanwa, achishushikana uye anozvifunga seafa. "
Usase kuseka, marunettes, iwe wakawanawo!
"Zvikwereti hazvirevi sezvinonzi blondes. Izvo zvifambiso, zvinokanganisa, zvisinganzwisisiki, zvinopisa, zvinowanzokakavadzana naamai uye zvinorova matama evanasikana. Tanga "kusava nehanya" kune varume vakaipa kubvira pazera remakore gumi nemaviri, kudzidza zvakashata, kuvenga vakadzi vechikoro, rudo rutsva, uye kudarika zvinyorwa zvezvisikwa uye kuverenga tsanangudzo yorudo katanhatu. Vane masimba, vane shungu uye rudo nekunakidzwa, kukurumidza musoro, kufungidzira ... A brunette mudzimai mudzimai wose anofungisisa. Kune rumwe rutivi, chido chakadai icho dhiabhorosi ari kurwara, pane zvimwe - zviputi, zvipfeko, manzwiro asina maturo, kushungurudza, kuputika ... Nokupandukira kwevarume vanoita nokukurumidza, vachivapa mari imwe chete. "
Sezviri pachena, vakadzi vemavara-bvudzi vakanga vasiri mukuravira komunyori, nokuti akavapa mazwi mashomanana uye kunyange pasina manzwiro!
"Vakadzi vane bvudzi-vhudzi havana kubva kune blondes uye havana kuuya kumabunettes. Vanoumba pakati nepakati. Vanozviona seve marunettes ... "
Asi mutsvuku akanga asina kunyanya kupfuura!
"Rurefu kunyengera, nhema, zvakaipa, kunyengera ... Havanzwisisi rudo rusina unyengeri. Vanowanzogadziriswa zvakanaka uye vane ganda rakanaka rinopenya pamuviri wose. Vanotaura kuti madhiyabhorosi uye ma-leshies vanofanira kuroorwa nevatsvuku. Pano nhema, pane uroyi uye uroyi. Zvakakwana kushevedzera zvakarurama pamutsvuku ("Ini ndichakupa!"), Saka akavhara uye akatanga kutsvoda. Usakanganwa kuti Messalina naNana vakanga vatsvuka ... "
Uye kana iwe usina kunyura kubva mukutsamwa, ipapo hurongwa hwako hwemitsipa hucharamba huri ndima iyi zvakare. Asi izvi zvinoshanda kune avo vasingasviki vhudzi rekuparadzanisa, usapfeke bhandi kana bvudzi rinopfeka!
"Kuveura misoro pakusarudza mudzimai hakusiwo kukosha. Bvudzi rakanyatsogadzirwa, rakasvibiswa, nechepakati kuparadzanisa zvinoreva rudeness, zvishuvo zvishoma ... Gadziriro yakadaro inowanzowanzogadzika, vatengesi uye vatengesi vevatengesi. Tsvimbo yakagadzirirwa yebvudzi, yakagadzirirwa pahuma, zvinoreva kusava nekunyengera kusina maturo, kungwara kwemadiki uye utsinye. Izvi zvinowanzoedza kuvanza mutsara wakamanikana ... Chignon uye mune zvipfeko zvakawanda kubva kune dzimwe vhudzi dzevanhu zvinotaura nekuda kwekushaya tara, kusava nemafungiro uye kuti amai vakapindira nevhudzi rake. Bvudzi, rakabvongodzwa kumashure, rinoratidza chido chemukadzi kufadza kwete mberi, asiwo kubva kumashure. Gorosi yakadaro, kana isingabvi kumusvingo mukuru weBhabhironi, zvinoreva kuravira uye nyore nyore. Mvere dzisina maturo dzinotaura nezvekutamba uye unyanzvi hwezvisikwa. Hairstyles isina hanya, vskolchennaya inosanganisira kusava nechokwadi kana urema hwepfungwa. Pasi petebvudzi rakanyungudutswa mifananidzo yemifungo yakanyangarika. Kana mukadzi ari jena kana mhanza uye panguva imwe chete achida kuroora, saka, saka, ane mari yakawanda. Izvo zvishoma mumucheka, kunyanya kuwanikwa mukadzi uye kunyanya kutendeka kuti haana vamwe vhudzi revanhu. "
Mavara eziso, maererano naAnton Palych, yaiva imwe yenzvimbo dzinokosha pakusarudza shamwari yehupenyu:
"Maziso ebhuruu ane povolokoy anoreva kuvimbika, kuzviisa pasi uye unyoro. Kuputika kwebhuruu kunowanzoonekwa pakati pevakadzi vanocheka uye vakadzi vane uori. Meso matsvuku zvinoreva kushushikana, kutsamwa kukuru uye kuchenjerera. Cherechedza kuti vakadzi vakachenjera havana kazhinji vane maziso madema. Grey ari pane dandies, kuseka uye benzi. Haisi kureva kuda makuhwa uye godo revamwe vanhu. "
Asi iye zvino maenzaniso ane zviyero zve 90-60-90 vakasarudza zana remakore rapfuura, vanofunga sevasina kukodzera ivo pachavo!
"Kukura kunosarudza mavhareji. Vakadzi vakakurumbira vane utsinye uye vanorohwa zvinorwadza, vaduku mumatambudziko akawanda vanoitika kuti vane maziso avo uye vanoda kupururudza, kusveta uye kurega mapuranga emvere. Kuzvininipisa kunodzivisa: izvi zvakaipa uye nyoka ... "
Vasikana, uye mushure mokunge vose vakayambuka matanho mazhinji e "kukanda" varume vangangotadza kufadza zvatinowana!
"Ipai nokukurumidza, nekunyevera, inotaura nezvekufema uye kufara. Kufamba kune usimbe kune vakadzi vane mwoyo wakatotorwa, - pano hamuna kudya kwemasikati. Nzira yekufamba, ne perevaletsom uye viljanem bustle, chiratidzo chezvakanaka, kusagadzikana uye dzimwe nguva upenzi. Nyaya iyi inodada, gomba rinoitika kune vakadzi ava nevakadzi vaduku. Iyo inonyanya kuzvikudzirwa, gorosi mupfumi ndiye, mupfumi. Kuwana kwakadaro kuvasikana kunoreva kuzvikudza uye kuderedza. Kana musikana wacho asingaendi, asi anoshambira sepasi, ezvo tendeuka shaft: iye achadya, kunyaradza, asi iye achatora pasi pechipfuva chake ... "
Asi pane izvi "zviratidzo zvinoshamisa" Chekhov akarayirwa kuisa pfungwa sekunge varume vakatsvaga mhosva yepamusoro, kwete mukadzi wemwoyo ...
"Dimples pamatama zvinoreva kuvhara, zvivi zvakavanzika uye zvakanaka. Dimples pamatama uye maziso akapfupika anopikira zvakawanda, asi kwete kwe platonist. Antenna inotaura nezvekushaya vana. Misungo mirefu inogona kuwanika ku-belarus. Kushandisa mashizha kunoreva kuti munhu uyu achava amai vakanyanyisa uye amai vamwene vane utsinye. Freckles inowanzoonekwa muvakadzi vatsvuku, vashandi nemapenzi. Puffy uye sodnenkie madzimai maduku nematama avo uye maoko matsvuku ndevaneveve, mamwe emamwe mapfumo pasi anowanikwa muzwi, asi vanobva vadzidza kugadzira mapepa anonaka uye kushambidza micheka yevelvet kumurume wavo ... "
Asi, zvinhu zvose zvaunoverenga zvisati zvaitika, funga nezvekuda kudzoka. Chirevo chehupenyu chinotanga bedzi iye zvino ...
"Usakwanisa kuroorana pasina dowry. Kuroora pasina dowry kwakafanana nouchi pasina spoon, Shmul pasina paces, mabhoti asina mahwindo. Rudo mauri, dowry pacharo. Kumbira 200 000 pakarepo. Kushamiswa nenhamba, tanga kutaurirana, kuputsa, kutengesa. Dowry inofanira kutora musati waroora. Usagamuchira zvikwereti zvekutsinhanisa, zvibatanidza, zvikamu, uye kubata umwe neumwe kubata, kunyorera uye kutarisa chiedza, nokuti hazvisi zvisizvo kuti vabereki vape vanasikana venhema vanasikana vavo. Mukuwedzera kwemari, zviwanirei zvinhu zvakawanda ... "
Uye mushure mokunge uverenga mitsara iyi, iwe uchabvisa jira rinenge richibva pahuma yako, uye iwe uchazonzwa uri muduku, wakanaka, kubudirira pasina piano uye 18 shati dzepamusoro weChiDutch jira, rakasununguka uye rakakurumbira, raidiwa pasina tafura yesirivha, uye kunyange rakanyanya kufara , kubva pamusana pokuti haumbofi wakanzwa mutsara uyu: "Usakanganwa kuti ndakakuita ufare!"
Uye zvose nokuti ...
"Mudzimai, kunyange wakaipa, anofanira kuuya naye:
a) dzimwe firimu uye piyano;
b) imwe featherbed muhomwe inopera pasi uye mabhesi matatu: silika, uburu uye pepa;
c) mahombe maviri ehombodo, imwe yezororo, imwe yehupenyu hwezuva nezuva;
d) zvimwe tei, kicheni nekudya midziyo;
e) 18 shati dzepamusoro weDutch rineni, neyekushongedza; 6 nguvo dzakabva pachigadziko chimwe nechemberi; 6 blouses kubva nansu; 6 mapaundi emapaloti emucheka wakadaro nemamwe maviri maviri echiChirungu chiffon; 6 maketi anogadzirwa madanyalam ne firmware uye plating; a negligee kubva papamusoro baptiste victoria; 4 hafu-pants kubva mubhabhatist-victoria; 6 mapaundi emagetsi. Masheti, mitsipa, mabhandi, masikisi, mapepa emapurati, garters, tablecloths, zvitubu nezvimwewo. inofanira kuva yakakwana. Zvose izvi pachako, chengorora, kuverenga, uye izvo zvisingakwani, pakarepo zvinoda. Zvipfeko zvevana zvisingatori, nokuti pane chiratidzo: pane jira - hapana vana, kune vana - hapana chishineni;
e) Panzvimbo yemapfekero, maitiro avo achangoshanduka, achitsvaka nyaya yacho zvidimbu;
g) usaroora pasina sirivha.
Kuroora, kuoma uye kururamisa nemudzimai wako, usamurega achikanganwa, uye nekusaziva kose kumudzidzisa: "Usakanganwa kuti ndakakuita iwe mufaro!"
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