Uyu mutambi anozivikanwa mu cinema yenyika semunhu akaoma. Mushure mezvose, vakadaro masimba vakanyanya kutamba neChick Norris. Mifananidzo yemuitevedzeri mubasa rake rose inopiwa kwatiri semuvakidzani akavakwa, munhu anoremedza anoziva zvakakwana hondo yehondo. Piquancy uye zvakakomba anowedzera ndebvu dzakatapudzwa uye magirazi. Asi izvi Chuck Norris muupenyu here? Mubvunzo wezvokwadi yemapikicha yemufirimu nyanzvi inofarira vazhinji vatevedzeri vemutambi. Saka nhasi tichataura nezvekukura kwechokwadi nekurema kwaHuck Norris.
Chii chakareba Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris akatanga nyota yake basa kwete nekuita. Pakutanga, "mukomana akachena" aipindira mu karate uye judo uye akadzidziswa pachikoro chehondo. Saka, apo Norris akapiwa basa rokutanga remununuri wenyika, Chuck haafaniri kudzidza nekudzidzira masimba pakuwedzera. Mukuwedzera kune kaviri, mutambi wacho haaida chero kuchinja kwakakurumidza pakuonekwa. Mushure mezvose, nokuda kwebasa re "munhu akaoma" iye akanyatsogadziriswa. Asi nekuremekedza kukura, pano vanyori vaifanira kugadzirisa zvimwe. Kukura kwechokwadi kwaChuck Norris kune 178 masentimita. Vatungamiriri vakawana sarudzo yakadaro isina kukwana uye mumafirimu zvishoma yakasimudza, zvichiwedzera masendimita matanhatu kusvika matanhatu. Kana ari kuyerwa, mutambi aigara akakwana-72 kilogram. Panyaya iyi, Norris yakakomba zvikuru. Haana kumbobvumira mamwe mapaundi kana kuwandisa kuora muviri. Achipa basa rake remitambo, izvo Chuck akabhadhara nguva shoma kupfuura firimu, kudya kwake kwaigara kwakagadzikana uye kwakaenderana nehurumende. Mutambi wacho akazvidzivirira pachake kune zvinokuvadza, izvo zvaaikwanisa kuwana chete muzviitiko zvisingawanzoitiki - kutanga, kupembererwa kweshamwari.
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Kutenda kune muviri wakasimba uye wakamanikidzwa, Chuck Norris haana kumbova nematambudziko nevakomana vakasiyana. Kunyange zvazvo mutambi pachake panyaya iyi anotsanangura pachake seanonyara ari oga.
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