Kana iwe uchida chimwe chikonzero chekunwa nevanoshamwaridzana vako.
1. Zvichida
Munhu wose anogara patafura uye mumwe wevatambi anobvunza mubvunzo unoti "Zvingangodaro ....?" Somuenzaniso, "Kwaani munharaunda yaanoda Channing Tatum angangodaro akaisa?" Kana kuti "Ndiani angadai akadya sandwich yomumwe hofriji friji? "Pamutengo wevatatu vatambi vose vanoratidza kuti ndiani anogona. Kana ukataura kwauri, iwe unofanirwa kunwa kushumira mumwe doro kune imwe neimwe inonongedzera.
2. Munhu asingagoneki
Vose vatambi vanofanira kunyora pane zvinyorwa zvinonakidza uye zvisinganzwisisiki. Uye zvino mumwe nomumwe anotora chikamu chepepa uye anoiverenga, achichengeta kutaura kusingagadziri pachiso chake. Avo vanotanga kusvetuka, kusemwerera kana kurira, kuwana chirango.
Handisi kunzwa makumbo angu ... Handina makumbo!
3. Drunken artists
Vachese vanosarudza muimbi uye tanga nguva. Muenzi wacho anofanira kutora mufananidzo pane pepa guru, uye basa revatambi ndekukurumidza kufungidzira chinhu chakafananidzirwa. Nokudaro apo nyanzvi yacho inotora, vatambi vanodanidzira varipo. Pane imwe nguva mifananidzo inofungidzirwa - mupepeti anotarisa panguva. Kwemaminitsi makumi maviri nemumwe musikana anofanira kunwa kuswa waini kana vodka. Semuenzaniso, kana mifananidzo yawakatora inofungidzirwa muminiti, saka unofanira kunwa 5 sips yewaini.
4. Ndinoenda kubha
Munhu wokutanga anotanga mutambo wacho nemashoko anoti: "Ndinoenda kubha kunwa mojito (kana chero zvimwe zvinwiwa zvinodhaka)." Mutevedzeri anotevera anodzokorora mutsara, achiwedzera chimwe chinwiwa. Mutsara wacho unowedzera kusvika pakanganisa kwekutanga mune urongwa. Uyo akavhiringidzika mutambi anofanirwa kunwa girazi rakanaka.
5. Gadzira purogiramu
Isa chikwama chepurasi pasi. Mutambi mumwe nomumwe anofanira kukotama uye anoshandisa muromo wake kuti ausimudze. Maoko haagoni kushandiswa kunyange kuenzanisa. Avo vakanga vasingakwanisi kuisa purogiramu yacho, vaise chirongo chemhosva. Mushure mokutanga kwekutanga, iyo pfupi yakaderedzwa, kubvisa masendimita mashanu.Mutambo unoenderera mberi kusvikira pane imwechete yezasi kuruboshwe.
6. Chokwadi kana nhema
Mutambi mumwe nomumwe anonyora pamasita emapepa. Kana nguva yako yasvika, iwe unokanda dice, usingaregi chero munhu kuti aone nhamba yacho yakadonha. Chimwe chiverengero chinoreva kuti iwe uchada kutaura nyaya yechokwadi inosanganisira chidimbu chepapepa chakanyorwa pamapepa. Kana munhu asinganzwisisiki akawira pamapfupa, ipapo iwe unofanirwa kunhema nhema. Uye vatambi vanofanira kufungidzira "chokwadi" kana "kureva nhema". Chine chakanga chakawira mudenga chinofanira kunwa pane chirango chedu. Kana vatambi vambofungidzira, saka iwe unofanirwa kunwa sipo kune umwe neumwe akanyatsopindura mubatanidzwa.
7. Dhinda kupesana nehudyu
Uyu mutambo uchaita kuti iwe uwedzere kune umwe neumwe. Nyora zvikamu zvemuviri pazvidimbu zvepepe uye uzvivhenganidze zvakanaka. Vatambi vose vanokamurwa kuva vaviri uye vanosarudza rimwe pepa pepa. Vaviri vaviri vanofanira kuramba vakasungwa nezvikamu izvi zvemuviri. Kana vashanduki vachiparadzaniswa (kana kuti vakaparadzana) - vanofanira kubhadhara mukana nekunwa murwi we vodka (kana imwe inwa).
8. Jellyfish
Munhu wose anogara akatenderedza tafura, akaiswa nevodka. Kutanga mutambo, vose vatori vechikamu vanochera misoro yavo patafura. Pamutengo wevatatu vose vanotarisa mumwe mutambi. Kana iwe ukatarisa mumwe munhu anotarisa kune imwe nzira, iwe wakachengeteka. Kana iwe nemumwe wako muchitarisana mumeso eumwe - danidzira "Medusa" uye unwe demo iri pedyo. Mutambo wacho uchaguma apo doro rose riri patafura richadhakwa.
Inwai!
9. Shandisa
Mutambi mumwe nomumwe anoda kutora magirasi maviri (asina chinhu uye akazara) uye kapu. Vatori vechikamu vane miniti yekuendesa kunwa kubva mumudziyo wose kune zvisina chinhu ne spoon. Zvose zvakasara mugirazi yakazara zvinotorwa zvakanaka.