Nyeredzi dzeHollywood dzagara dzichijaira kusarudzwa kwakawanda kwevatariri, vatapi venhau uye nhamba dzevanhu vanogadzira, uye vari kunyanya kusava nechokwadi kwekukunda kana kurasikirwa mazviri.
Asi iwe unoona, pane nguva dzose kunong'un'una pamusoro pevaya vanova "zviratidzo zvepabonde" kana "kutadza kwemafashoni".
Uye kukunda kumwe chete kwegore rechitatu, hakuna munhu ane mubvunzo - izvo Ryan Reynolds akadana "baba vakanaka vegore" uye zvino iwe unonzwisisa nei ...
Aiwa, mutambi uyu akakurumbira haana kuonekwa mukuda kwekutora vana vose vakasiyiwa venyika, uye haasi kupa mari yose yakagadzirirwa rudo - anongounza vanasikana vaviri, James naIzz, iyo zuva rimwe nerimwe rinorondedzera ku Twitter!
Iwe haugoni kunyange kufungidzira kuti chikamu chekubata, zvinyararire uye zvisinganzwisisiki tweets nezvemhuri, paternity uye kubereka zvinokumirira iwe!
1. "Kuva baba kune imwe yenzwi rakanaka kwazvo panyika. Zvakanaka, kunze kwemakore anoshamisa aya andakapedza asina mwana ... "
2. "Mwanasikana wangu ane mwedzi mitanhatu chete uye anogara achikwezva. Uye ini ndaizomusundira mifananidzo pafiriji, asi chokwadi inoyamwa! "
3. "Mazano anobatsira: zvakakosha kuti vabereki varonge ivo pachavo" kuremekedza "kwekuvaraidza. Kunyange kana iwe uchinzwa uine mhosva, makore gumi nemana akanga asipo pamba. "
4. "Mwana wangu akakuvara nokuda kwehupenyu. "50 shades ye grey" - iyo yakanyanyisa kuratidza vana! "
5. "Zvakakosha kuti vana vashandise maitiro 5 emiriwo zuva. Zvinoratidzika kuti ucheche ndeyemapfekero ekugadzirisa zvekushushikana kwevanhu vakuru. "
6. "Ndinoda kunyora maherera emimhanzi nokuda kwomwanasikana wangu. Zvaanoda ndezvi:
"Sunbeam - awa yasvika,
Munhu wose wamunoziva achafa, asi kwete ikozvino! "
7. "Mwanasikana wangu anoda mafirimu eDisney. Anofarira kuti vari kuimba, kutamba, uye chikamu chinofa vabereki! "
8. "Paternity inoreva basa. Uye kwete chete maererano nemhuri huru, asiwo kune chakavanzika kuDenmark, iyo hapana munhu anoziva nezvazvo. "
9. "Saka, zvakazoitika kuti Tinder haisi yekushandira kwekuwana nannies. Ndinokumbira ruregerero kuna Crystal naJanin kuti vasanzwisisa. "
10. "Mwanasikana wangu akasvetuka mumuromo mangu, pandainge ndichikandira. Anoita seanofara zvikuru naiye pachake. Nharo yacho yakanga iri kubudirira. Asi chaizvoizvo kana iye achange achindiviga. "
11. "Kufanana nevevechiri kuyaruka, ndakaenda kumazana ekushanyira. NeBhaibheri. Iye (mwanasikana wangu) achaita zvakanaka! "
12. Nemhaka yemwanasikana wangu, ndakagadzirira kupinda mumoto. Zvakanaka, kwete chaizvo kuburikidza neMOTO - ichiri nengozi. Zviri nani kuburikidza nekamvura yakanyanyisa. Kunyange zvazvo kwete, kwete kunyanyisa mvura, ndine mhemberero imwe chete. "
13. "Ndakaenda kuDisneyland, nokuti mwanasikana wangu anopenga nezveMickey Mouse. Akanga akafara zvikuru pandakauya ndokumuudza nezvazvo. "
14. "Hazvina basa kuti ibhuku revana randakadzidzei kune mwana wangu ari kuchema ari mundiro. Maitiro emumwe nomumwe nyaya akaderedzwa kusvika kune imwe - vasectomy "(kushanda kunotungamirira kusakwanisa kwevanhu kuva nevana).
15. "Zviri nyore kuisa tattoo pamushure pomwana. Zvakanyanya kuoma kuwana mumwe munhu achabata basa iri. "
16. "Ndakatarisa" Cold Heart "pasina mwanasikana ane makore maviri mangwanani ano. Kuora mwoyo kunoratidzwa nenzira dzakasiyana-siyana. "
17. "Hapana chakanaka kupfuura kupedza mangwanani achiona mumaziso omwanasikana wake muduku nekunyunyuta:" Handikwanisa kuita izvi. "
18. "Ndakaudza mwanasikana wangu kuti zuva rinogara nokuti rakarasika. Ndinofunga kuti ndinofanirwa kufunga zvakanyanya pamusoro pokunyora mabhuku ekurera vana. "
19. "Ndinoda kupfekedza mwanasikana wangu mune zvipfeko zvevana. Lacy pink pajamas. Tinyoro tsvuku machena. Black leather mask. Mimicry iri kure. "
20. "Pazuva raBaba, mwanasikana wangu aifungidzira kwandiri. Uye yakandikurudzira zvikuru. Ndakakurumidza kuunganidza zvikwama zvangu uye ndakaenda kwemakore matanhatu kuti ndinyore bhuku pamusoro pevabereki. "