Unoda kupa mwana wako zvakanakisisa zvinorangarira zvehuduku? Zvino heunoi kukufemera kwenyu.
Mubereki mumwe nomumwe anoudza awa nguva nenguva. Zvakanaka, zvakadini kana kuburikidza nekukura kwevana vasingagari vakagadzirira kuona mamwe mashoko, uye chimwe chinhu chavasingadi kuziva. Hungu, uye ndiani mumwe akakanganiswa nokutenda muSanta Claus kana kuti Fairy Too, kana chikonzero, vana vaida kuziva, vakafuridzirwa uye vanokosha-zvipo zvizhinji!
Asi ramba uchifunga kuti kureva nhema zvakare kunofanira kunge kwakakodzera, nokuti kana muchecheti wechidiki akakutongai nezvekugadzirwa kwezvinhu nguva dzose, mukurumbira wako uchagadziriswa kamwe chete uye wevose ... Kunyange zvazvo takawana 15 zvakanaka uye nemwoyo madiki-nhau vabereki "vakanyengedza" mwana wavo, asi mushure mokunge ivo vane zvakanakisisa zvavanoyeuka zvehuduku hwavo!
1. "Ndaigara ndichifadzwa nezvose zvakasikwa. Uye pandakanga ndichiri muduku zvikuru, baba vangu vakatora nhanho dzake, uye pangosviba, vakaenda nayo kumucheka. Apo takaenda kunorara, akaratidza muhwindo kuti akanga akandira mwedzi kwandiri. Makore mashomanana apfuura akafa, asi usiku humwe kana ndichiona mwedzi mudenga, ndinorangarira pamusoro pake ... "
2. "Amai vangu inyanzvi yekugadzira njere! Kwese hudiki hwangu akasiya maswiti mukusununguka kwekusununguka uye akatombomutsa kuti adye vaviri. Asi miriwo inozvivanza nemaune pamberi pangu, ichiti ichi ndicho chirairo chakakosha uye inogona kudyiwa chete panguva yekudya uye panguva dzakakosha. Uye zvakashanda! Pandakanga ndava nemakore matanhatu, musi wekuzvarwa kwangu panzvimbo yekake ndakakumbira kubika ndiro yeBrussels inomera! "
3. "Ndichiri mwana, ndaitaura zvakanyanya. Muzhinji, ini handina kuponeswa kubva kwandiri, uye nenzira imwe neimwe ndichitarisana ne "kusava" kwangu, vabereki vangu vakanditaurira kuti mumwedzi munhu anopiwa mazwi gumi chete. Uye ndizvo zvazviri! Izwi rinotevera, haangagoni kutaura mumuviri! Uye munguva idzodzo apo ndaive kunyanya kutaura, baba vangu vaizoti: "Chenjerera, chiratidzo chako chadarika che 9 000. Unofanira kufungisisa nezvazvo." Iwe unofunga kuti hazvina kubatsira? "
4. "Baba vangu vakati kana ndikachengeta ibwe risingawanzwisisiki rinogona kukura, uye kutsungirira kwangu kwakakwana kusvikira panguva iyo kukura kwayo kuchimira, ipapo achanditengera imbwa. Uye iwe unoziva, zuva rega rega ndadiridza uye ndarishamba, uye ini pandakaenda kuchikoro, baba vangu vakatsvaga kopi chaiyo yebwe iri, zvishoma chete, uye vakaiisa munzvimbo yake ... "
5. "Ini nehanzvadzi yangu taisada kushamba. Uye vabereki vakatanga kutitaurira kuti tine imwe hama iyo yakanga isingadi kushambidza uye yakashandurwa kuva ... MUSHROOM! Uyezve, vakatoisa mufananidzo wake mumhuri yebhuku! "
6. "Mimhanzi yemimhanzi yaiwanzopfuura nomugwagwa wedu, umo ice cream yakatengeswa. Asi vabereki vangu vakati kana mimhanzi inonzwika, zvinoreva kuti ... ice cream yakangopera! "
7. "Mwanasikana wedu akaramba zvachose kudya hove, uye kuti zvimwe tichimudzidzisa kudya iyi inobatsira, takasvika nepfungwa yekumuti" Argentine chicken. " Asi hazvina kuramba kwenguva refu - mbuya vangu vakauya vakaparadza zvose ... "
8. "Pandaiva mwana, Baba vakanditaurira kuti matoyi anokura pasi pemasora mudivi. Uye kana ndikavarovera zvose, zvino, pakuguma, mumwe munhu achazununguka kwandiri. Uye iwe unoziva, ndakatenda mairi kwenguva yakareba ...! "
9. "Pataifamba naGamadhani mumugwagwa mukuru, akandiudza kuti nzira yakananga yekuziva nhamba yemombe mumunda ndeyokuverenga makumbo avo nekuparadzanisa ne 4. Asi tateguru akanga achiri mambo wekutsika!"
10. "Sezvo mwana, papa akataura kuti akanyora zvakajeka mazamu eDalmatians, kuti shure kwake ivo vakapa mifananidzo yevakadzikadzi. Uye iwe unoziva, ini ndomumwe ndakamutenda ... "
11. "Ndakanzwa nyaya inonyadzisa semwana muchitoro. Ipapo mukomana womuvakidzani wacho akarambidzwa zvakasimba kuswedera pedyo nekonokonti. Maererano naye, idzi dzaiva ... dzinobereka mazai! "
12. "Amai vakavhara suo kubva kwatiri uye vakatikumbira kuti tisazvizarurire, sezvaari kunze kwemukova achibatsira Papa kunyengera mufananidzo, uye tinogona kumurova. Dambudziko iro, kangani manheru taimire pasi pemasuwo ... "
13. "Baba vangu vari fan guru rekofi. Kazhinji anonwa makapu 2-3 pazuva, asi ndaive nechokwadi chokuti ndinogona kutanga kunwa chete muna 16. Zvimwe, zvinorambidzwa nemutemo. Uye zvakare muna 16, apo ini ndakatanga kuraira kofi ku Starbucks, ndaigara ndichitya kuti ndaizosungwa! "
14. "Pandaiva muduku, ndaidavira mazwi ababa vangu kuti TV yaizoputika kana ndaiisa bhodhi panzvimbo iri kure. Pandakakura, pane mabheji akawanda akarambidzwa. Asi rimwe zuva, kubva mukuda kuziva, ndakavamanikidza uye ... ndikaona kuti "mifananidzo yezvinonyadzisira" shure kwavo chii! "
15. "Amai vedu vakanga vakangwara! Sezvo mwana, akatiudza kuti brown M & M'S haigoni kuva-iyo inoitwa chete kune vanhu vakuru. Takasarudza uye takapa mavhisi ose eruvara kwaari. Uye zvino tinozvishandisa isu pachedu ... "