Perestroika, kushayikwa uye magwenga, jekete dzvuku uye nziyo dzeboka "Musanganiswa" - vabereki vedu vanogona kupfuurira mberi kwechinhu ichi kubva mukurangarira kwavo nokusingaperi!
Zvakanaka, zvakakwana kwatiri kutarisa mifananidzo iyi uye titi "Uku ndiko hudiki hwangu!"
1. Hungu, sei uchida mafoni efoni, kana iwe watoziva kare - varipi shamwari dzako? Hungu, vanotamba mudivi mu "rubber bands"!
2. Tiri kubuda nendima itsva here? Usakurumidza, iwe unofanirwa kutapudza zita rehurukuro kuburikidza ne stencil!
3. Uye mubvunzo wekuti "unoda ani?"
4. Iko haisi mhanho yakanaka here?
5. Uye nei mai vasingadi kuvatenga zvishomanana?
6. Asi izvi zvakange zvakakwana kuti zvive zvakanaka uye zvakasikwa!
7. Ingowedzera mvura!
8. Iko Mwari achirambidza kutarisa maziso aya usiku ...
9. Maji aya akapa tariro kune dzimwe nyika "Dolce Vita".
10. Kuunganidzwa kwe "Barbie-Ken" kwakatotanga kutarisa kubva mumitambo isingaperi.
11. Nei yakagara iine 5 eyelashes?
12. Kubhadhadzira kune gym? Aiwa, iyo ndiyo yaiva nzira yakanakisisa yokumhanya!
13. Kunyange amai vasina kuona, zvaive zvichikwanisa kubatana naye "beauty salon".
14. Zvakanaka, zvose, nezvakadaro iwe unyanzvi!
15. Kurasa chigamba? Iwe uri mupfungwa dzako dzakanaka here?
16. Varume ava vaiziva mamiriyoni uye imwe nzira yekuita chimwe chinhu chinobatsira kubva mubhodhoro rePlastiki.
17. Pandinofungidzira, iyi yekutsvaga gum yakaramba ichitendero kusvikira nhasi.
18. Mmm, uye shure kwezvose "Rama" yakabva yaita sechinhu chakasikwa zvikuru!
19. Kangani pazuva pazuva rawakafudza mwana wako?
20. Zvindori izvi zvaifamba mberi!
21. Asi chaizvoizvo matanho akadaro dzimwe nguva anoiswa uye anofungidzira.
22. Mu saloni yemotokari yababa vangu.
23. Zvakanga zvakafadza kutamba pamapepa mu "hondo yegungwa", chaiko?
24. Uye iwe hauna kuita svondo yakanakisisa yevana?
25. Uye amai vangu vaigara vachindikumbira kuti ndishandure bhora dzehupfu yevolyans.
26. Mitsara iyi haina kunyange isina chinhu, hapana akambokanda. 27. Chiyero changu zvikamu zvitatu. Uye yako?
28. Pashure pecurogiramu, takanga tine awa yekunyora mazwi kubva kune tsamba!
29. Uye yakanga yava nguva yekuiongorora, kunyange yakave yakakurumidza.
30. Ha, hongu zviratidzo zvekare mamwe mwedzi mitanhatu akavezwa, sechitsva!
31. Uye zvino ... mutambi wacho anofanira kuonekwa kubva muhomwe!
32. Hongu, takawana nguva idzi!
33. Chingwa nehuga chinonaka uye nhasi!
34. Lego? Uye iwe wakaedza kuwedzera muumbi akadaro pasina mirayiridzo uye 5-7 zvinhu zvinokosha here?
35. Mashizha ekuchinja!
36. Uyai, itai imwezve kupfura. Zvakananga nokuti yakavhenekera!
37. Ndaiva nezvinhu zvose!
38. Uye ikozvino kvass hainakanganwe saizvozvo!
39. Mukoma wangu aiva "moto" mumutambo uyu!
40. Iyi ndiyo yekutanga "simulator" here?
41. Ndicho chikonzero pa5: 00 masikati neSvondo kwakanga kusina munhu muchivanze.
42. Zvipfeko izvi zvekucheka ndezvakanaka uye zvine mutsa!
43. Hungu, kuna Sergey Lazarev tairwara kunyange pa "Nyeredzi yeMangwanani"!
44. Nei uchidzura bhatiri? Kuti udzokerezve kuimba yako yaunoda yakange yakaita uye sezvizvi!
45. Hungu, takanzwa sevanhu vakuru!
46. Zvakanaka, Tetris yakagara isina kukwikwidzana.
47. Uye iwewo, iwe, zvakare, waitya murume uyu wekare?
48. Yaiva yakasimba kudarika Orbit isina shuga.
49. Uye iyi iyi yose yeimba yekutamba!
50. Uye mai vako havana kukutsamwirai nokuda kwe "hupenyu huripo" pamba here?
51. Uye chete madhimoni aigara achibuda.
52. Nzira yacho yakashandurwa chete nemuduku kuna vose mumhuri.
53. Iye zvino zvikwereti zvepamusoro zvakadai hazvisati zvabudiswa.
54. Kwechigumi chinotarisa "Kushanda Kwakaviri"? Chokwadi, ini ndichauya!
55. Uye bhuku rose refoni nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero rakaratidzika zvakadaro.
56. O, mazhemi anodikamwa!
57. Vakagadzira imba yemazuva ano!
58. Ne mototrack iyi yaifadza kutamba kunyange kuvasikana.
59. Asi iwe hauna kumira pamusuwo here?
60. Saka haasi "mallin" ainzi ???