Zvakanaka, iwe haungadi sei nzeve idzi dzakanaka? Hazvisi kufadza here?
Mukuwedzera, makati anoratidza manzwiro akafanana semunhu, uye naizvozvo hazvisi zvakanaka kutaura kuti makati mapenzi mapfupa. Mifananidzo iri pasi apa inoratidza zvakajeka kuti zvidhori zviduku zvakashandura kune mamiriro enyika yanhasi kwenguva yakareba.
1. Paunotumira mutsara mutsara nemashoko okuti: "Munhu uyu akaipa sei Petrov!" Ndizvo Petrov.
2. Kana mumwe munhu achifunga kuti anokurumbidzai: "O, iwe wakarasikirwa nemutoro here?".
3. Paunenge uri woga pamba, asi kamwe kamwe pane zvikwata zvepasiketi muimba inotevera.
4. Kana waunogara naye achibika zvokudya zvakawanda uye anokubvunza kana iwe uchida kudya.
5. Kana iwe usingakwanisi kutora maonero akanaka mu yoga, uye iwe unongogara zvakadaro, uchitarisira kuti hakuna munhu angakuteerera.
6. Apo bhabhi idzva ravhura pedyo neimba yako.
7. Apo muchengeti anotakura zvokudya, uye iwe uri kuedza kubvunza kana iri chirongwa chako.
8. Kana mumwe munhu achisvika kumabiko emuchato.
9. Paunenge uchienda mumabhazi, uye pamurume ane chimiro chakanaka mumusoro we headphones "White roses" inonzwika.
10. Paunobvunzwa kuti: "Zvakanaka, muchato wacho? Vana vana rini? ".
11. Paunogara uchinzwa kune vamwe "ivo", "zaregalsya", "stool", "risetka."
12. Paunofamba mumabhazi uye unoona kuti mwana ari kuchema ndeyekupedzisira kudonha mumukombe wekushivirira kwako.
13. Paunenge uri pachikoro iwe unopinda mumwidzi wako zvisina njodzi uye, sekuti dai iwe uine iwe, haugoni kuyeuka zita rake.
14. Kunyange kunyange vatorwa vasati vatanga kukurudzira kuti zvakanakisisa sei kurera vana. Mushure mezvose, vanoziva zviri nani kupfuura iwe izvo vana vako vanoda.
15. Apo shamwari yakakukoka ku cafe ndokutora mukomana wake naye. Pakupedzisira, iwe unonzwa sechishanu yeguru kuenda kumotokari.
16. Paunenge watoisa zvipfeko zvako zvekunze uye uchienda kumusha, asi kamwe kamwe mubatsiri wako anobvunza kuti: "Pane nguva here?".
17. Paunenge uchifamba mwedzi wechipiri mushure momuchato uye unoziva kuti nemari idzi zvipo iwe uye mweya pachawo hauna peneni.
18. Pandakakwanisa kuputsa jackpot uye kutenga chimwe chinhu pamutengo unoshamisa unoderedzwa.
19. Kana usingadi kuenda oga kune imwe nyika isingazivikanwi uye zvikuru, zvakanaka, bvunza shamwari yako kuti ikuite kambani.
20. Apo iwe unofarira unhu unourawa panguva yekupedzisira.
21. Pawakasvika kushanda uye nekutya kwekuyeuka, wakavharwa kana kwete gonhi remukova.
22. Pawakanyatsoratidza kuti unoda kugamuchira zuva rekuzvarwa kwezuva rako rekuzvarwa, unopedzisira uine zvipo.
23. Pandakadzoka kubva muzororo, ndakazarura firiji, uye kubva ikoko kunhuhwira ...
24. Pandinoderedza foni uye ndichikwanisa kusarudza kuisimudza, kuitira kuti ndisatarise ganda rakaputsika kana chimwe chinhu chinotyisa.
25. Paunenge uri muwindo-zvo iwe wakaona iyo imwe yepfeko, iyo iyo hupenyu hwose hurota, asi pamutengo wakaderedzwa.
26. Kana chete ikozvino iwe wakarangarira kuti vhiki yapfuura vakapikira kupindura tsamba.
27. Pane mumwe munhu akatya kutaura kuti akanga achinyengedza nezvekuimba kwaJustin Bieber.
28. Apo bhasikoro rinobva kwauri pakarepo pamberi pemhino dzako.
29. Apo chinyanya chiduku chiduku chemhepo chinounza muimba yacho kunhuwirira kwezvinhu zvitsva zvakabikwa.
30. Kana mumwe munhu akakuudza kuti havadi pizza.
31. Pawakasarudza kutora mushure mokunge vashanyi vasvika, asi kamwe kamwe bhero rinongedzera pamusuo mukati mekufamba.