Paunogadzira mufananidzo, vanhu vanofunga nezvekumira nekumwemwerera, kuitira kuti chimiro chacho chive chakanaka, kwete kudzora chii chiri kuitika zvakapoteredza. Asi pasina. Izvi zvinoratidzwa nemifananidzo kubva pakusarudza kwedu.
Apo vanhu vanofotwa, vanowanzogoni kutora izvo zviri kumashure. Kwavari, izvi zvinogona kuva zvakaipa, asi kune vamwe - zvakasiyana. Nemhaka yeizvi, zvinonyadzisira zvifananidzo zvinoonekwa zviri kuve zvakakurumbira paInternet. Kana iwe, takatora mapfupa akawanda kwazvo, apo nzvimbo yacho yakasarudzwa nezvose.
1. Mufananidzo, wakaparadzwa naBill Gates, ihwo huwandu hwakawanda.
2. Zvisingatarisirwi, sarudzo yakagadzirwa nehupupuri, uyo pasina munhu akadana.
3. Ndinoshamisika kuti mukadzi uyu aifungei paakaona mhuka yakakura kudaro?
4. Vakomana vatove vakaneta nemifananidzo iyi "inotapira", saka vanoiparadza pane imwe mukana wakanaka.
5. Kugadzirisa kwemukomana uyo musikana wake achangobva kutora mhando yemwenga.
6. Zvinoratidzika kuti manheru anoparadzwa, uye mwenga anofanira kubhadhara mari yakawanda yekuchenesa.
7. Kusuruvara kunopfuura zvose, uye imbwa iri kumashure inoratidza ichi.
8. Icho chiri kunze kweavo vanodirana vakaroorana pamakona ose, kana iwe uri woga.
9. Pano firimu paTV yakanyatsopindira mumufananidzo, kuwedzera kuchinja.
10. Pashure pemaminitsi mashomanana, kusemwerera kumeso omurume kuchachinja kune grimace.
11. Elmo zvakajeka kuti hapana munhu anoda kuve nemifananidzo pamwe naye.
12. Mwana wacho aida kutora mufananidzo wekuti baba vake vanoita sei kuti vafare, asi akasarudza kuparadza pfuti yake.
13. Mhedziso yekuseka mu Queen of Great Britain yakanakisisa, uye vasikana vakaonga izvi nekutsvaga mufananidzo.
14. Murume uyu aida kuve nemifananidzo yakaisvonaka, kunyange kana vasingazivi nezvazvo.
15. Mufananidzo uri wechirongwa "wechipiri kamwe ...".
16. Sekuru, zvichida, mufananidzo wakaisvonaka unokosha kupfuura muzukuru uyo, mumaminitsi mashoma, achachema nekurwadziwa.
17. Apo iwe unoda zvishoma nezvimwe kubata hupenyu hwevakakurumbira.
18. Mukadzi, achidzokera kumba kwake, haana kutarisira kuona nyeredzi dzenyika mumugwagwa.
19. Nechipupuriro chakadaro, chero imba ipi zvayo ichava yekutanga uye yakangonaka.
20. Musikana wacho haanzwisisiki mumunda wehovefly, zvinoratidzika, sokunge muurayi ari kumukurwisa.
21. Chinhu chikuru muhupenyu huno ndechokuzvida iwe, ndizvo izvo murume ari kumashure anoratidza.
22. Murume uyu aida kufadza zvakapoteredza flips, asi zvose hazvina kufamba maererano neurongwa.
23. Paunobata shongwe, uye mumwe munhu anokutsigira.
24. Vabereki vanofanira kutarisisa zvakanyanya kune zvinodiwa nevana vavo, ari kunyunyuta.
25. Havasi vose vakagamuchira kunaka kwemanheru.
26. Musikana ari kurudyi anonyatsoda kumubvunza mukomana kana akavimbika kwaari kana kwete.
27. Murume anodzidza achizviita kuti azviitire mufananidzo wakaisvonaka.
28. Ndinoshamisika kuti musikana acharatidzei paanotendeuka ndokuona uyo ari kuuya kwaari.
29. Kana kushambira kwakaipa, uye kunyange kushambira hakusi ukuru - dzimwe dzisina.
30. Musikana wacho zvakajeka akanga asingatarisiri kuti mufananidzo wacho uchange usina kunaka.
31. Mumwe munhu, danai mapurisa, nokuti murume wacho anonyanya kudarika mitemo yehutano.
32. Iwe haugoni kutya chero chinhu, nokuti rugare rweguta runodzivirirwa ne-super-cat.
33. Murume anoona kurota kunotyisa, asingazivi kuti munhu wese ari pedyo naye anoziva nezvazvo.