Iko kunzwira tsitsi kunonetseka kusina "bvisa" bhatani.
1. Unogara uchinetseka.
Iwe hauzomboti unzwe wakadzikama zvakakwana.
2. Kunetseka kwako kunounza kutambura kwepanyama uye kurwadziwa.
Kuzvidya mwoyo, kufanana nedzimwewo ruzivo rwepfungwa, kunokanganisa muviri wemunhu. Kusuruvara mubhokisi, kushungurudzika mumapfudzi, kurwadziwa mukati mudumbu, kuchenesa uye kugadzirisa - zviri pachena kuti hapana chakanaka mune ino.
3. Mumamiriro ezvinhu akaipisisa, kushungurudzika kunosvika pakuvhunduka.
Uye iwe haugoni kufarira basa rako pachako, uchizorora neshamwari kana zuva rekuzvarwa, nokuti chinetso chinorwadza chokuzvidya mwoyo chinokonzera chero maonero akanaka.
4. Pfungwa dzako dzinoramba dzichienda kune imwe nzvimbo.
Mamiriyoni pfungwa dziri kurwisana mumusoro wangu iye zvino.
Kana uropi hwako hwaiva bhiza, pasina mubvunzo aizowanzodiwa nemadzinza.
5. Uye iwe unogara uchizvitsoropodza.
Ndingadai ndakambotaura pamusoro peizvi? Zvichida, ndakaparadza zvose?
6. Zvakanyanya, iwe unonetseka pamusoro pezvose!
Zvinyorwa munhu wese, chero manzwiro, mhuka dzemhuka, zviitiko zvekushanda zvakajeka - iwe unotofanira kuwana kunyange zvinhu zvisinganyanyi kukosha.
7. Kusiyanisa kusazvidya mwoyo hakugoneki.
Ndakaedza kurega kufunga, asi hazvibatsiri.
Uye uropi hwako hunogara huri mumhepo yepamusoro.
8. Relax by comedy yakanaka ?? Kwete, hazvibatsiri.
Zvinosuruvarisa, uropi hwako huri kuronga kusavhiringidzwa nekuzvidya mwoyo paunenge uchitarisa. Uye panzvimbo yekuzorora uye iwe unonetseka kuti iwe unotarirwa kutarisa mafirimu ari oga.
9. Unoda kurara norugare here? Asi izvi hazvibviri.
Iwe haugoni kunyange kutarisira, nokuti usiku ndiyo nguva yakakodzera yekuzvidya mwoyo uye kuzvidya mwoyo.
10. Taura newaini yekare? Zvakarurama, kwete.
Zvinosuruvarisa, panguva yekukurukurirana uropi hwako huchakuyeuchidza zvose izvo zvisinganzwisisiki zvinhu zvawakaita makore gumi apfuura, uye zvachose kudzivisa kukwanisa kwako kuita zvibvumirano zvakagadzikana.
11. Iwe unonetseka nekuda kwekuzvidya mwoyo kwako.
Chinhu chipi nechipi chinogona kuvhiringidza, saka iwe unopedza hupenyu hwako hwose mumamiriro ekudzivirira, uchiedza kuzvidzivirira kubva kuzvido zvose. Zvinosuruvarisa, izvi zvinoreva kuti iwe unopedza nguva yakawandisa uchizvidya mwoyo pamusoro pekuzvidya mwoyo kwako.
12. Hauzivi kuti unofarira sei nguva ino.
Zvakaoma kuonga hupenyu kana iwe unogara uchizvidya mwoyo pamusoro pekare uye remangwana.
13. Kuita chisarudzo kunorwadza zvinorwadza.
Ungasarudza sei sarudzo yakanaka? Hazvibviri!
14. Uye kunyange wakatora chisarudzo, iwe unotanga kunetseka nezvakarurama.
Rega panicking.
Ndinoziva zvakajeka kuti hazvina kukwana kusarudza zvakanaka.
15. Iwe unonetseka kuti unogona kukanganwa nyore nyore chimwe chinhu, nokuti pane pfungwa dzakawanda mumusoro mako zvokuti dzinongorasika.
Nokudaro, unomanikidzwa katatu kuti uone kana musuo wakavharwa uye simbi iripo.
16. Iwe wakakwana zvachose.
Panyama, mupfungwa, emotionally. Kuzvidya mwoyo chinhu chinoshamisa chinotyisa.
17. Haugoni kuvimba nemafungiro ako.
Icho ichokwadi here kana kuti inye yemaawa? Zvinoratidzika kwauri kuti uropi hunogara uchiedza kukunyengera iwe.
18. Kuziva kuti unoda kurwisana nekuzvidya mwoyo, unomanikidzwa kunetseka pamusoro peizvi zvakare.
O, hello kunetseka nekutya - ndinewe zvakare.
19. Vanhu vane mutsa vanoedza kukubatsira uye kuita kuti mamiriro acho ezvinhu awedzere.
Hungu, ndinoziva kuti haufaniri kunetseka. Asi mutsara uyu, uyo wakataura kakawanda, unogona kuunza kunyange munhu akadzikama kumubati.
20. Vanhu vane vavariro dzakanaka vanogona kukurisa dambudziko racho.
Aiwa, handisi udyire uye ndine urombo, saka ndinokutendai nokuda kwekunetseka kwenyu, asi ini ndichagadzirisa dambudziko rangu.
21. Iwe uri kunyanya kunetseka nezvekuva mutoro unorema kune vaunoda.
Iwe pachako haugoni kumira iwe, saka vamwe vanogona sei kukuregerera iwe ?! Nenzira, chikonzero chitsva chikuru chekufunganya.
22. Chiroto chako chikuru ndechokurega kunetseka.
Pane kuchinja kwekufunganya kwebasa here?
23. Unoziva kuti pane chimwe chinhu chinogona kukubatsira kutsungirira dambudziko. Asi iwe unonzwa uchinetseka, uchiedza kuona chisarudzo ichi.
Kufungisisa? Uropi hwangu hunofungidzira zvikuru, handigoni kutsauswa kubva kumamiriro ezvinhu aya. Kudzidzira? Munhu wose anotarisa kwandiri uye anoramba maitiro angu chaiwo!
24. Uye, pakupedzisira, zororo rinoshamisa rinounza kukurukurirana nemunhu pamusoro pezvinetso zvavo, vachiziva kuti vanokunzwisisa.
Ndinokuda.
Uye iwe hausi woga.