Nyika ye sweatshirts.
1. Vanhu vari muChurchill vanosiya mikova yemotokari yavo yakazaruka kana vagari vemuvakidzani vachida kukurumidza kuvanza kubva kumabheya emapuranga.
2. Kune ipo kunyange musungwa wezvirimwa zvepurasitiki zvinopinda mudzimba kuti dziwane zvokudya.
3. Mhou dziri muKanada hadzina kupiwa mahomoni uye zvinokonzera mashizha, kuitira kuti vawane mukaka wakawanda.
Uye izvi zvinoreva kuti mishonga yemakese inogadzirwa muCanada ishamwari yakasikwa.
4. Zuva rose muna 1943 Ottawa akaita imwe ward muchipatara "extraterritorial" (nyika dzakawanda) kuitira kuti mutongi weDutch aigona kuberekwa chiDutch rakazara.
(Izvi zvakanga zvakakodzera kuchengetedza zita racho).
5. Zvino kuburikidza nekuonga kuNetherlands gore roga roga munaMeyi kutumira zviuru zvematunhu eCanada.
Yakaitwa muna May, mutambo unoratidzira kunaka kwehuriri tulips.
6. Saka muOttawa, Mutambo weMichero wakaberekwa, izvo zvinowanzotora vhiki mbiri.
7. Vamiririri veWestborough Baptist Church - vanoita maAmerica uye mahomophobes - vanorambidzwa kupinda munyika.
Kuyambuka muganhu, pamwe nekuronga mhemberero pamariro (chimwe chezvinhu zvinodiwa zvemachechi echechi - kubata mapurisa panguva yekuvigwa kwevanhu vakakurumbira) kunoonekwa semhosva inorangwa nehurumende yehurumende uye yehurumende.
8. Instant noodles Kraft Dinner (KD) - chinhu chinonyanyozivikanwa munyika. VaCanada vanoidya 55% kupfuura vaAmerica.
9. Zvinoshamisa, asi chokwadi: kukosha kwemvura yepombi muCanada kunowanzova nani, mabhodhoro.
10. Munyika kune mari yekuunganidza mari yegoridhe inoratidza narwhal.
11. Uye chechina neine dinosaur inopenya murima!
12. ICanada Mint yakaumbawo mari yemadhora emadhora eCanada. Uye kana achida, muridzi wacho anogona kuripa.
13. Canada inonzi inyika yakadzidza kwazvo munyika yose.
14. Pane "Apology Act" munyika.
Anotibvumira kufunga nezvekumbira ruregerero mudare sechikonzero chekudzivirira chirango uye kunyange kukanganwira.
15. MuHurwisi Yenyika Yose ye1930, boka reCanada hockey rakanyatsogadzirisa kuti vatambi havana kumbofanira kutora mitezo mumitambo yemitambo. Dare racho rakabva rashaya chikamu.
Ikoko vanhu veCanada vakabudirira kuwana goridhe.
16. Gore roga roga mamiriyoni eakanyorerwa kuSanta Claus neNorth Pole anouya kuCanada Post. Uye pane imwe neimwe yeiyi tsamba mhinduro dzakanyorwa nokuda kwaMnu Klaus.
Inotarisira vose vamiririri vemasangano ekuzvipira.
17. Tsamba dzinopindura dzinoratidza kero imwechete: Santa Claus, North Pole, HOH OHO.
18. MuKanada kune nzvimbo iyo simba rekuvhenekera rakaderera kupfuura chero kupi zvaro.
19. Munguva yezororo, sangano rezvipiri rinoshanda munyika, iro rinosunungura vaCanada vanonwa zvizhinji zvekusununguka, uye avo vakaneta zvikuru kuti vasafambisa pachavo.
Uri kuronga kunwa here? Dana nondo!
Purogiramu inoshandisa zita rinonakidza rokuti "Operation" Dzvuku mhuni ", uye vanodhairi-vanozvipira, vachiseka, vanonzi nyama.
20. Nhare yepamutemo yeCanada is 1-800-O-Canada.
Uye iyi haisi jeka;)