21 mweya, unobatsira kune wese

Mumwe nomumwe wedu anokwanisa kuuya nechimwe chinhu chakasiyana nenyika ino. Rega, dzimwe nguva, zvinoratidzika kuti iwe wakagadzirwa hauna kuita chero pfungwa, asi ndiani anoziva, zvichida mumwe munhu achauya asingakwanisi. Chinhu chikuru usakanganwa kugovana nekuwana kwako nevamwe.

1. Kana iwe uine nzara, asi uchizviziva iwe, haufaniri kushambidza ndiro, saka izvi zvinoshandiswa iwe. Gadzira chishamiso-chikafu chinowanzoitwa aluminium peil!

2. Unoda hupenyu hwemhepo hunopisa here? Ingosira madonhwe mashomanana eroma anonhuwira mukati memapepa embudzi.

3. Iyi ipfuma chaiye.

4. Ndeipi nzira yekuwana nayo mufaro chaiyo kubva mumutambo!

5. Mhepo yakagadzikana inokurumidza.

6. Hamuzivi kugadzirisa mahwendefa maviri akadzika mune microwave panguva imwe chete?

7. Paunenge uchida kubvisa mabheji kubva mumabhodhoro, asi wakasvibiswa kuti uende kugomba rekutanga.

8. Kuisa kune avo vanonamata zvinyorwa.

9. Kuti udire jisi mugirazi musina kupera, zvinokosha kuziva kuti ungaita sei izvi.

10. Hooray! Iye zvino haufaniri kubvunza vavakidzani vako kuti vatsungirire bhandi yako.

11. Unoziva here kuti ungadzikisa sei magasi? Zvakakwana kungozvicheka zvakapetwa nehafu pamwe nemapepa.

12. Fadzwa nehurukuro yako yaunofarira chero nguva? Hongu, nyore!

13. Uyu mukomana akakodzera Oscar mumunda weupenyu.

14. Kushambira, unoda here kutinhira kwemvura kuti isakanganise mimhanzi yako yaunoda? Isa iyi smartphone mumvura, yakambopukunyuka kubva mumvura.

15. Paunobvisa shangu, unonzwa uchinyara pamusoro pekunhuhwira kunofadza kwetsoka dzako here? Pane nzira yekubuda nayo - kunhuwa kunopera kana iwe ukapukuta tsoka nemavodka. Takura spray pachigaro chevodka.

16. Wakamboudzwa kugara ne mwana wako, asi uchida kunakidzwa newaunofarira here? Heino mhinduro yemamiriro acho ezvinhu.

17. Aiwa, baba vasina kutendeka.

18. Hapana here ane mudziyo mumotokari? Mobile inogona kuchengetedzwa neparistiki rubber band.

19. Gorosi rinogona kushandiswa se sandwich.

20. Pakupedzisira! Iye zvino iwe unogona kupfeka jeans uye usanetseka kuti ivo vachabvisa nguva isina kunaka.

21. Chidimbu chepaiti chips.